Vamped

Hope you feel better soon!

Im glad that you are super aroused ... I on the other hand ... fucking lost my brain somewhere and opened a tea bag and poured it in my cup before I remembered ... shit this isnt right.

Playing the balls out of it

Still havent taken over the world Still trying though

Me believing Im making them nervous makes me nervous

Happy Birthday! The dirty thirty!!! Now you're a real adult Right? This is the part where you feel responsible and purposeful Right!?!

Ill never remember to ask because I always get anxiety when people make my food infront of me. I worry about them being anxious that Im watching them so I get anxious and dont look at them XD

Still don't have that privacy

I mean ... I don't have the privacy to watch all the hentai on a 60 inch TV in the livingroom

Trying to find shoes for my bridesmaids dress =_=

After you get computer AIDS, I wonder what kinda information they give you

I just have the prescription goggles so I can see almost as good as I can in my glasses.

Well ... it wouldn't matter if I was in mid fap because my phone is on vibrate like 90% of the time anyway. What throws me off is when they call as Im watching porn on my phone.

How do you not swim with goggles? .... or maybe I just need my special goggles for my special eyes because I cant see without them

The few times I actively decide to watch it ... right when Ive almost seen enough to fap ... my mom calls .... or like somebody from my internship And I have to decide whether to waste this build up or be like I DONT FUCKING CARE WHO DIED IM GETTING OFF AND IM GETTING OFF NOW

I mean ... they'd probably accuse me of trying to purchase snacks with fake money

Happy Birthday bitch ❤️

My red RE5 edition 360 is in its box in my closet.

Didnt you break your foot or ankle or something too? I need you to be careful. Its only a matter of time before some old lady asks you if you have a boyfriend and then whispers .... is he beating you?