Vamped

Watership Down

Pregnancy tests and prune juice are in pretty good supply

Had a conference call today ... corporate has pretty much said .... fuck all that virus stuff and getcho asses to work for real XD

They appear to have dry skin, I would not like to be a tortoise of any kind.

I need help, where do I insert the ticket?

Yes sir, I would like to turn in this coupon for one nookie please.

.... all intents and purposes

I .... bought .... lunchables and deodorant

This is how it looks and feels to me when Im not already aroused. Like ... whaaat are we doing!?! Its like watching porn after you masturbated and thinking ... well that is no way to treat a lady

Inflame doesnt sound quite as romantic as Id like it to when discussing cooters and penors XD

Also kissing. Its kinda gross when I try and think about it objectively. Like .... why do we do this?

I'm hoping they tell me the same when I go back to my internship. I'm not even essential staff nevermind. No facility visits. We're still doing home visits tentatively. Interns are banned from the office

Dammit! Now its restricting dick deliveries too?! I thought closing Disney World was bad enough!!!

I almost feel like it doesn't even matter because they don't have enough test kits to go around so your guess is probably as good as theirs. I feel like you could potentially talk to someone at the health department and they'll actually respond with "probably"

I'd share my anxiety level but its unrelated to the Corona panic

Same

This still doesn't scare me. Walmart doesn't even have time to restock their shelves because people are fucking losing their minds. I went to get some snacks and the sheer smugness of old people walking around with 34 count Charmin and bounty is wild as hell to me. Like they're looking down on me for purchasing my regular supplies.

Dont panic. We all are.

I dunno but I totally got take out Saturday and I was gonna go to a food festival Sunday ... my logic is flawed in this

I dont like other people picking out my groceries. I like molest my own vegetables before I select them.

I'm not scared yet. When FedEx shuts down, I'll be alarmed.