Vamped

Thank the gods it wasn't Zeus

Signs only scared me for a second But that other one scares me to think about. All I remember are those creepy owls and the Aliens screaming that they were God

Is it Ancient Aliens? That ones makes me think about that alien movie with the owls and the sumerians and that freaked all the way out. Like I haven't been more afraid of Aliens since ET.

History Channel still shows actual stuff about history? All I keep seeing is Aliens and paranormal activity.

I'm only awake this late to play online games with the cool kids. Now I'm gonna watch some trash TV and go to sleep

It was saved by a ghost that really enjoys cheesecake

Well yeah ... but thats just a regular thing.

So apparently he had been trying people all morning to get a reaction and nobody would give him one so he started messing with one of the guys that loads his truck. So they were going back and forth throwing packages at each other and finally the other guy got close enough for him to actually slap a package out of his hand. They started yelling and he punched him. So the loader, decked him back hard enough to knock his ear piece out and while some other drivers were holding the loader back, he rushed at him and tried to choke him out And I just assumed he was trying to be extra sarcastic and call me a bitch ... but then we can't delete threads .... so I just kinda edited it as the shit show evolved. So .... these are the things that happen while you're waiting for your chewy.com order to be delivered

>.> Were you trying to call hot singles? I don't think they start waiting for your call until night because thats when the freaks come out .

You would feel less bad if you had shared your depression with some old ladies also ... shared the cheesecake because then you'd have eaten less calories

To be honest, he has a history of aggression and he should have been gone a long time ago. They should have escorted him out but they let him hang around and escorted the person he choked out off the premises. This is fucking dumb. He's gone now. I just hope he stays gone.

Thought something was about me ... turned out somebody else was having a bad day and was trying to get anybody to engage them in an argument/fight. It didn't work on me so they just went outside and choked one of the warehouse workers so .... Imma just work quietly at my desk .... until security works this out

Every time I dream about being in highschool I almost always know Im too old to be there so eventually I realize Ive failed 11th grade like 10 times and I wake up

I guess Wendy's is trying to catch up to everybody else They're selling breakfast and having customer fights

>.> I mean I'm not sure he wouldn't have gotten shot here if there weren't so many witnesses

My sisters dog threw up quietly while I was making dinner once and then when I came across it me and the damn dog stood there together for like 3 mins trying to figure out what it was. She legit was looking at it like she had no idea where it came from. It looked kinda like an oatmeal cake and I couldnt for the life of me figure out what it was at first. I was just like ... who the fuck is just dropping oatmeal snack cakes in the floor?! Then I caught her puking and she was just like ... That definitely was not me that time either.

Made chicken and dumpling soup Everything turned out great except the fucking dumplings =_= They taste like .... flour Not sure what I did wrong. I followed the recipe. I feel like I goofed the recipe last time and they turned out better ....

I dont think I had/have a cold. I think Ive got like a viral sinus infection. I called off work Monday and Tuesday so I was gonna go back today. Still coughing a little bit .... >> Okay so like lot But I infected my kid so ... Im taking PTO today ... I guess >.> if they dont fire me first I guess I can go spend tomorrow coughing in my shirt and trying not to be blamed for getting everybody else sick. No fevers though

I dunno about protein bars, but I like those mint dark chocolate kit kats

Just what I wanted

They can keep any shift that starts that early. I have no idea how I survived that.