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I kinda actually paid attention in my college religious studies class...

How am I supposed to take you seriously when you tell me josh is gonna save my soul? bitch, Josh needs help making a damn sandwich.

first glance thoughts: megatron and charles woodson should be locks. i'd like to see zack thomas get in, and frankly randall cunningham should be in there for the 1990 season alone. also brian mitchell is either 2 or 3 on the career all purpose yardage list and should be in. jake delhomme though? seriously? also, my bad, this should say 2021.

https://www.profootballhof.com/130-modern-era-nominees-for-the-hall-of-fames-class-of-2021/#:~:text=Among the group announced Wednesday,defensive linemen Jared Allen%2C Justin List and ballot if you want to vote. So who gets in? Modern era nominees: QUARTERBACKS (8): Drew Bledsoe, Randall Cunningham, Jake Delhomme, Jeff Garcia, Dave Krieg, Peyton Manning, Donovan McNabb, Steve McNair RUNNING BACKS (17): Shaun Alexander, Mike Alstott (FB), Tiki Barber, Earnest Byner, Larry Centers, Corey Dillon, Warrick Dunn, Eddie George, Priest Holmes, Steven Jackson, Jamal Lewis, Eric Metcalf (also WR/KR/PR), Glyn Milburn (also WR/KR/PR), Lorenzo Neal (FB), Fred Taylor, Herschel Walker (also KR), Ricky Watters WIDE RECEIVERS (13): Donald Driver, Henry Ellard (also PR), *Torry Holt, Calvin Johnson, Chad Johnson, Derrick Mason, Muhsin Muhammad, Jimmy Smith, Rod Smith, Hines Ward, *Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker, Roddy White TIGHT ENDS (7): Dallas Clark, Ben Coates, Keith Jackson, Brent Jones, Heath Miller, Jeremy Shockey, Wesley Walls OFFENSIVE LINEMEN (20): Willie Anderson (T), Matt Birk (C), *Tony Boselli (T), Lomas Brown (T), Ruben Brown (G), *Alan Faneca (G), D’Brickashaw Ferguson (T), Kevin Glover (C/G), Jordan Gross (T), Kent Hull (C), Olin Kreutz (C), Logan Mankins (G), Tom Nalen (C), Chris Samuels (T), Jeff Saturday (C), Chris Snee (G), Brian Waters (G), Richmond Webb (T), Erik Williams (T), Steve Wisniewski (G) DEFENSIVE LINEMEN (15): John Abraham (DE also LB), Jared Allen (DE), Ray Childress (DT/DE), La’Roi Glover (DT/NT), Casey Hampton (DT/NT), Leslie O’Neal (DE), Michael Dean Perry (DT/DE), Simeon Rice (DE), *Richard Seymour (DT), Justin Smith (DE), Neil Smith (DE), Greg Townsend (DE/LB/DT/NT), Justin Tuck (DE), Kevin Williams (DT), *Bryant Young (DT) LINEBACKERS (16): Cornelius Bennett, Lance Briggs, Tedy Bruschi, London Fletcher, Seth Joyner, Clay Matthews Jr., Jerod Mayo, Willie McGinest (also DE), *Sam Mills, Joey Porter, Chris Spielman, Takeo Spikes, Pat Swilling (also DE), Darryl Talley, *Zach Thomas, Patrick Willis DEFENSIVE BACKS (18): Eric Allen (CB), Ronde Barber (CB/S), *LeRoy Butler (S), Nick Collins (S), Merton Hanks (S), Rodney Harrison (S), James Hasty (DB), Albert Lewis (CB), *John Lynch (S), Tim McDonald (S), Allen Rossum (DB), Asante Samuel (DB), Bob Sanders (S), Charles Tillman (CB), Troy Vincent (CB), Adrian Wilson (S), Charles Woodson (CB/S), Darren Woodson (S) PUNTERS/KICKERS (12): David Akers (K), Gary Anderson (K), Jason Elam (K), Jeff Feagles (P), Jason Hanson (K), John Kasay (K), Sean Landeta (P), Ryan Longwell (K), Nick Lowery (K), Reggie Roby (P), Rohn Stark (P), Matt Turk (P) SPECIAL TEAMS (4): Josh Cribbs (KR/PR also WR), Mel Gray (PR/KR also WR), Brian Mitchell (KR/PR also RB), Steve Tasker (ST also WR)

this just means you have standards. aim for something higher. for example, is the professor reasonably fuckable?

I drank excessively for three years while dating a redhead. Does that count?

just get a good set of earbuds. there are tons of videos on youtube for that.

Wait... That was a movie, like not a documentary?

yes, but are you still you?

careful, we don't want to give taco bell any menu ideas...

whom

it isn't the amount of cilantro that's the problem. you just taste it differently. https://www.britannica.com/story/why-does-cilantro-taste-like-soap-to-some-people

Did someone on the internet say Taco Bell? Fuck Taco Bell. *leaves*

Married. No kids that anyone has successfully proven in a court of law.

You keep using that word, deductible. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I also just found out that you are an uncle. Weird...

This shitty post brought to you by Taco Bell. try our new shitty taco. ground entrails, rancid cheese, and some kind of red sauce. you’ll love it. or not. we don’t care. it was cheaper to make than all that stuff you actually liked that’s no longer on the menu.

You tell me. wait. no.

I'll give it back when I'm done with it... But you might not want it...

How the hell should I know what you do with your days? Are you suggesting that I know something about the camera in your bathroom? 'cause I don't...

I like the sound of. what is?

Imma go with keto. thats the one where you can eat bacon, right?

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.