nameraka

i think average to below average looking, middle aged men with dead end jobs are entitled to marry younger women who are completely out of their league and live in a house with at least one zero tacked on to the end of a mortgage they could actually afford.

i miss quiznos...

no, but i skipped one once because if i'd shown up drunk enough I would've objected. though, now that i think about it, i did get really drunk the day of. who's to say i didn't... 😮

you're the only one. the rest of us were three sheets to the wind all day every day back then. good times...

lesson number one, soliciting for prostitutes should really be done in dumpster fires.

apparently these still exist but i haven't seen one in years.

you did.

you do. and that makes them sad.

Have you tried panicking yet?

isn't that just the whole internet?

this... this is not correct.

This is funny.

Fuck Off. 😡

No, mom.

yeah, i agree. the first movie as a stand alone is still solid. then they had to go and bludgeon a deceased pony 'til its mommy couldn't recognize it anymore.

Christmas movies in general. I can think of maybe two or three that I like. This is not one of them.

Also easy rider. I've had more interesting experiences using hallucinogens and just staring off into space.

Taxi driver. Completely pointless.

I feel like it just makes me shit.

cool premise. a book recommendation in case you haven't read it. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/603260.The_Minotaur_Takes_a_Cigarette_Break

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Someone said you had a jellyfish sting. i um heard it’s good for that...

Romeo and Juliet. 90’s version with Leo.