nameraka

Someone is trying to kill me but doesn't realize that I don't give two shits about the state of the world and all the miserable fucks who reside in it. Your plan to get me to drink myself to death won't work Steve.

Unless reincarnation is a thing.

Stuffed Spaghetti squash. Fried bluefish. We lived near the coast. Venison burgers when my uncle got lucky.

Get some of those mini tacos from Jack in the box.

Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people. Also people with cars. And lawnmowers. Fuck there's a reason they put warning labels on hair dryers.

Stop putting your dick in it.

i almost did about 6 months ago. though, to be fair, it wasn't the drinking; it was the stopping. withdrawal seizure. good times. wish you were there.

aa seems a bit overtly religious for my taste. i'll be fine just not drinking, thanks.

If owned a bar, I'd be long dead by now.

I'm telling you, I did!😡😡

that's disgusting. give them here.

no. no one's supposed to be anything. this particular AA chapter doesn't espouse predestination, apparently. they also don't have lemon-lime seltzer water in the fridge, which i find extremely disappointing.

no, not you. me. no one cares about you.

actually i came in here for an argument.

try harder, only less so.

pod 6 was jerks.

it is. i'm going on six months of it, and life is barely worth living.

it's like a drunk only completely the opposite.

this is the worst online AA group i've ever encountered. 🤨 it's a wonder anyone is sober here.

Hi. My name is nameraka and I'm an alcoholic. Did I do that right?

Look on my works ye mighty and despair!

Hi everyone. I'm nameraka and I'm an alcoholic. Did I do that right?

no. i just don't live in hawaii.

i think average to below average looking, middle aged men with dead end jobs are entitled to marry younger women who are completely out of their league and live in a house with at least one zero tacked on to the end of a mortgage they could actually afford.

i miss quiznos...