nameraka

Idk. Will def watch it though.

Yes. I would love a latte.

You are not wanted here. LEAVE!

First person omniscient. 👁️

i'm not answering that, you pervert.

But I have lovely cookies for you.

eventually the coke wears off. you begin to realize that it was all a drug-fueled fever dream. you are actually in buffalo and have been hauling rick james' mostly decomposed corpse around town after digging it up with help from some snake skin jacket wearing greaser named lenny who claims to need it to open the ark of the covenant... the "ark" appears to actually be a small fire safe. lenny does another line off of rick james' rotting corpse and passes you a blowtorch. for a split second, lenny turns into a komodo dragon and then back into lenny again. it's probably just the drugs... probably. you light the torch.

congratulations. you have solved the riddle and shall be awarded the prize!

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

it's been nice knowing you.

Bust

You win... THE BEES!!!

Congrats. Our 15th is tomorrow. We don’t really care. thats how you know you’ve made it. or it’s over. one of those...

i'm dusting this old bitch back off. it's easier than starting a new thread.

so come up with one. 😐

cagney and lacey

that seems like it would require initiative.

and lacking in initiative. https://unevenedge.com/topic/51571-bored/

Gross. No one wants sloppy spice girl seconds.

Wait... is that what I have to do with her friends? Is that... like a sex thing?

Never understood this song. The lyrics say "if you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends." Wouldn't that be cheating? If I want to date one Spice girl, I have to bang all of them? Sign me up I guess.

i wouldn't worry about it. their quarterback sucks.

https://thelaststarfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Star_League