nameraka

I'll give it back when I'm done with it... But you might not want it...

How the hell should I know what you do with your days? Are you suggesting that I know something about the camera in your bathroom? 'cause I don't...

I like the sound of. what is?

Imma go with keto. thats the one where you can eat bacon, right?

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.

yes. then i hear michael jackson singing the backing vocals and it freaks me the fuck out.

we're posting our favorite non-english words right? or are we done with that too?

and now it's over...

i was gone for awhile. just wanted to be sure.

i bet that really chaps your hide. ...i have no idea what that means.

c'mon it's 111. all you really have to do is make sure they can parse thoughts coherently and put commas in the right place.

Want to teach my ENG 111 for me? I sure don't fucking want to.

Diabeetus?

Can I be done now too?

No, but it should be.

Quick Trip. It's a gas station with a small grill in the back. sandwiches, pizza, hotdogs and shit.

oh. i meant to delete that. there used to be one in a strip mall down the street, but i checked online and they've closed.

thinking of giving it a try for editing or curriculum development jobs. not sure how i feel about paying for a job service, though.

i can't really digest the substance they're currently referring to as "ground beef" so, for me, nachos are out. there is a chipotle, but that's a bit pricey. and no, no subway near me. i live in a subway desert.

my beloved taco bell has forsaken me. seven layer burrito... dead. potato products... gone. steak... nope. shredded chicken gone in november. it seems i will now never attain the necessary 666 packets of diablo sauce needed to summon el diablo. so, where should i go for lunches? must be cheap. must be edible. must be close to work. feel free to write in other options but i may ignore if they don't fit the criteria. for example, there's a chick-fil-a near me, but that's kinda pricy. there's also a mcdonalds, but fuck that reconstituted dog shit. i'm not eating that. even someone who used to eat at taco bell has to have some kind of standards.

stationary bike 6x per week. 30-45 minutes. free weights 3-4 x per week. 30 minutes. quit drinking. went from 180 to 160lbs in about 3 months. (@ 5'9")

she's, uh... got nowhere else to go?