nameraka

punch? yes. yes, we have that. and there is absolutely nothing in it. you know. other than punch. so... nothing to worry about there.

Yes, but only if we can agree that we the Kelvin timeline is not cannon.

So tell me about yourself. How are things? Ever consider joining a cult?

Happy birthday tucker! ya skank. 😏

Ya skank... 😶 see what I did there feminists?

Vikings ate my grandparents. true story.

You mean like with another person?

Ya skank...😐🙄

I suppose I should vote... Assuming something like Skyrim rules, I would choose werewolf. Unless, of course, Kate beckinsale gets thrown in if I choose vampire.

you decide. making decisions is exhausting.

No. You can't be some kind of combination of the two like in underworld. That defies all the made up laws of horror and is just dumb.

Ooh. What are those ones with the razor blade center called?

Oh. Never heard it called that before.

Wtf is a crunch bar?

At that point you're eating an abortion so depending on what state you live in and what trimester the egg is in, you might be committing a felony.

When is covid day this year?

i stopped drinking until i pass out every night. apparently that shit's not good for you. who knew?

It helps me sleep now that I don’t pickle myself anymore.

this is what i imagine you look like as you say this.

yes. yes it is.

https://screening.mhanational.org/screening-tools/depression 17 I could probably use an ice cream cone. Interpretation of Total Score 1-4 Minimal depression 5-9 Mild depression 10-14 Moderate depression 15-19 Moderately severe depression 20-27 Severe depression

okay. i did. here's what i found: apparently sauron was originally called mairon and was a maia of aule. also, no one who has uttered those words has ever gotten laid.

agreed. i really like the taste of kola nut.

annie's not okay (i promise)