nameraka

yes, but are you still you?

careful, we don't want to give taco bell any menu ideas...

whom

it isn't the amount of cilantro that's the problem. you just taste it differently. https://www.britannica.com/story/why-does-cilantro-taste-like-soap-to-some-people

Did someone on the internet say Taco Bell? Fuck Taco Bell. *leaves*

Married. No kids that anyone has successfully proven in a court of law.

You keep using that word, deductible. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I also just found out that you are an uncle. Weird...

This shitty post brought to you by Taco Bell. try our new shitty taco. ground entrails, rancid cheese, and some kind of red sauce. you’ll love it. or not. we don’t care. it was cheaper to make than all that stuff you actually liked that’s no longer on the menu.

You tell me. wait. no.

I'll give it back when I'm done with it... But you might not want it...

How the hell should I know what you do with your days? Are you suggesting that I know something about the camera in your bathroom? 'cause I don't...

I like the sound of. what is?

Imma go with keto. thats the one where you can eat bacon, right?

In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.

yes. then i hear michael jackson singing the backing vocals and it freaks me the fuck out.

we're posting our favorite non-english words right? or are we done with that too?

and now it's over...

i was gone for awhile. just wanted to be sure.

i bet that really chaps your hide. ...i have no idea what that means.

c'mon it's 111. all you really have to do is make sure they can parse thoughts coherently and put commas in the right place.

Want to teach my ENG 111 for me? I sure don't fucking want to.