nameraka

fuck me... i can't eat that many chalupas. there has to be another way.

i was told this would be sufficient to cause el diablo to manifest himself, but it's been 13 weeks and nothing's happened. what am i missing?

Yeah, that shit woke me the fuck up. not happy. and the dog may never be the same.

was it originally an outside cat? 'cause mine never even try to get out.

i started doing geneology a while back and discovered that a whole bunch of my ancestors are buried in a church a few miles from my house. i'm not from this state, nor are any of my immediate family.

ooh, one more thing that's kind of strange. i live in the south, in case you hadn't figured that out. but we have a large greek population in this weird little corner of the state, and they've been here for quite some time. so it's not uncommon to go into a family restaurant and find southern staples like fried catfish or collard greens, right next to souvlaki on the menu.

i've mentioned livermush before. the other weird thing is the tendency to put sugar on rice when eating it for breakfast. not sure what to make of that one.

i suppose i deserve that. except for the prosperous life part. that was a bit over the mark, man.

Hey now. Language...

I hope you have a great fucking day. Now fuck off... And take care of yourself. Asshole. 😡

Um.. now you have to share. 😶

You have no idea. I ate so much corn Last night.

wow. that's kind of a low bar.

💩

Mr. Fun-time killer. That's what they call me.

Who are "we"? I was pretty sure I was in this alone.

No one. I'm too unappealing to creep on

this is extremely unhelpful. why do you hate science?

be descriptive. it's for science.

i nominate that one guy. to be clear, not that_one_guy. i mean that other guy whose name i can't remember right now. fuck it. i nominate me.