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this one immediately comes to mind

How then do you explain the high intrinsic value of memes?

Shit.

I just did.

You killed Tasha Yar.

Loose is spelled loose. Lose is spelled lose. Jeez. It's not hard. 🙄

My odds of outliving any of them probably aren’t great. Maybe I should invite them to mine in advance.

where's lebeouf?

i was logged in for 30 minutes once. true story.

so fuckin' mad.

clearly my whole problem was that i sat at the back of the bus. if only i'd known life was so simple.

the big thing is don't throw away your chicken bones. you can freeze that shit for months at a time then break them out and just boil with some aromatics. same with any kind of bone really, also works well with shrimp shells.

there are a couple on this list, especially the offensive linemen, who should be in already. but yeah, ellard was a statistical beast in the late 80's to early 90's. he, holt, wayne, and ward all have hof caliber receiver numbers.

My father is a baptist minister. I grew up angry and confused.

I kinda actually paid attention in my college religious studies class...

How am I supposed to take you seriously when you tell me josh is gonna save my soul? bitch, Josh needs help making a damn sandwich.

first glance thoughts: megatron and charles woodson should be locks. i'd like to see zack thomas get in, and frankly randall cunningham should be in there for the 1990 season alone. also brian mitchell is either 2 or 3 on the career all purpose yardage list and should be in. jake delhomme though? seriously? also, my bad, this should say 2021.

https://www.profootballhof.com/130-modern-era-nominees-for-the-hall-of-fames-class-of-2021/#:~:text=Among the group announced Wednesday,defensive linemen Jared Allen%2C Justin List and ballot if you want to vote. So who gets in? Modern era nominees: QUARTERBACKS (8): Drew Bledsoe, Randall Cunningham, Jake Delhomme, Jeff Garcia, Dave Krieg, Peyton Manning, Donovan McNabb, Steve McNair RUNNING BACKS (17): Shaun Alexander, Mike Alstott (FB), Tiki Barber, Earnest Byner, Larry Centers, Corey Dillon, Warrick Dunn, Eddie George, Priest Holmes, Steven Jackson, Jamal Lewis, Eric Metcalf (also WR/KR/PR), Glyn Milburn (also WR/KR/PR), Lorenzo Neal (FB), Fred Taylor, Herschel Walker (also KR), Ricky Watters WIDE RECEIVERS (13): Donald Driver, Henry Ellard (also PR), *Torry Holt, Calvin Johnson, Chad Johnson, Derrick Mason, Muhsin Muhammad, Jimmy Smith, Rod Smith, Hines Ward, *Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker, Roddy White TIGHT ENDS (7): Dallas Clark, Ben Coates, Keith Jackson, Brent Jones, Heath Miller, Jeremy Shockey, Wesley Walls OFFENSIVE LINEMEN (20): Willie Anderson (T), Matt Birk (C), *Tony Boselli (T), Lomas Brown (T), Ruben Brown (G), *Alan Faneca (G), D’Brickashaw Ferguson (T), Kevin Glover (C/G), Jordan Gross (T), Kent Hull (C), Olin Kreutz (C), Logan Mankins (G), Tom Nalen (C), Chris Samuels (T), Jeff Saturday (C), Chris Snee (G), Brian Waters (G), Richmond Webb (T), Erik Williams (T), Steve Wisniewski (G) DEFENSIVE LINEMEN (15): John Abraham (DE also LB), Jared Allen (DE), Ray Childress (DT/DE), La’Roi Glover (DT/NT), Casey Hampton (DT/NT), Leslie O’Neal (DE), Michael Dean Perry (DT/DE), Simeon Rice (DE), *Richard Seymour (DT), Justin Smith (DE), Neil Smith (DE), Greg Townsend (DE/LB/DT/NT), Justin Tuck (DE), Kevin Williams (DT), *Bryant Young (DT) LINEBACKERS (16): Cornelius Bennett, Lance Briggs, Tedy Bruschi, London Fletcher, Seth Joyner, Clay Matthews Jr., Jerod Mayo, Willie McGinest (also DE), *Sam Mills, Joey Porter, Chris Spielman, Takeo Spikes, Pat Swilling (also DE), Darryl Talley, *Zach Thomas, Patrick Willis DEFENSIVE BACKS (18): Eric Allen (CB), Ronde Barber (CB/S), *LeRoy Butler (S), Nick Collins (S), Merton Hanks (S), Rodney Harrison (S), James Hasty (DB), Albert Lewis (CB), *John Lynch (S), Tim McDonald (S), Allen Rossum (DB), Asante Samuel (DB), Bob Sanders (S), Charles Tillman (CB), Troy Vincent (CB), Adrian Wilson (S), Charles Woodson (CB/S), Darren Woodson (S) PUNTERS/KICKERS (12): David Akers (K), Gary Anderson (K), Jason Elam (K), Jeff Feagles (P), Jason Hanson (K), John Kasay (K), Sean Landeta (P), Ryan Longwell (K), Nick Lowery (K), Reggie Roby (P), Rohn Stark (P), Matt Turk (P) SPECIAL TEAMS (4): Josh Cribbs (KR/PR also WR), Mel Gray (PR/KR also WR), Brian Mitchell (KR/PR also RB), Steve Tasker (ST also WR)

this just means you have standards. aim for something higher. for example, is the professor reasonably fuckable?

I drank excessively for three years while dating a redhead. Does that count?

just get a good set of earbuds. there are tons of videos on youtube for that.

Wait... That was a movie, like not a documentary?