nameraka

Ooh. What are those ones with the razor blade center called?

Oh. Never heard it called that before.

Wtf is a crunch bar?

At that point you're eating an abortion so depending on what state you live in and what trimester the egg is in, you might be committing a felony.

When is covid day this year?

i stopped drinking until i pass out every night. apparently that shit's not good for you. who knew?

It helps me sleep now that I don’t pickle myself anymore.

this is what i imagine you look like as you say this.

yes. yes it is.

https://screening.mhanational.org/screening-tools/depression 17 I could probably use an ice cream cone. Interpretation of Total Score 1-4 Minimal depression 5-9 Mild depression 10-14 Moderate depression 15-19 Moderately severe depression 20-27 Severe depression

okay. i did. here's what i found: apparently sauron was originally called mairon and was a maia of aule. also, no one who has uttered those words has ever gotten laid.

agreed. i really like the taste of kola nut.

annie's not okay (i promise)

uhg. now i have to have new things going on with me? i'm such a fucking failure.

We'll all be dead soon.

Last night there were skinheads on my lawn... ☹️

if so, we need pics.

jesus christ, that is some shit...

Like what Marcellus Wallace did to Zed, medieval?

cut me some slack. i can't drink anymore. i need some reason to get out of bed in the morning.

i NEED to find these.

what the hell's an adult swim?

this one immediately comes to mind