nameraka

my great grandfather was british. the fool renounced his citizenship so he could move to miami. miami. from the british virgin islands. yeah...

but... i don't know what that means...

i think i would like some of that lovely tea and universal healthcare now please... 😶

I don't have one's of those, but if I did, it would be yours.

what the fuck i was going to say? man, fuck getting old...

i have to confess, my lack of awareness is appalling. i wasn't even aware that i lacked awareness. were it not for this groundbreaking campaign to raise awareness, i would not have even been aware of my need to raise my own awareness! take my money good sir! i can see it is going to a cause we can all believe in!

this thread is hiding behind one of these bushes... it was the middle one.

Ooh. I know this song. It was on the soundtrack for that one Wes Anderson flick, right?

True this. Dated an almost 6 foot girl for a few years. I'm 5'9" if I straighten up and think tall thoughts.

since what? i ate like five minutes ago.

that's nothing. wait till you see what i can do to a mantis.

i don't think i've touched that stuff since i was like 23.

wtf happened to the murder hornets? i was promised fucking murder hornets, 2020.

Yes. This. Can I have yours?

it's fine. imma go get wasted on some nord mead and wreck a couple of bandits later though.

i feel like you're not taking my sobriety seriously... which, after 22 years of hard core alcoholism, is kind of understandable i guess.

???

i watched like half of it, wanted to like it but just couldn't. i'm sure i'll get over it someday.

you know you want it.

the fools will never catch me now...

you have friends? *sobs*

yes. yes it was.

pineapple? you're some kind of wierdo. *points and laughs*

i thought this went without saying. i mean what else are you going to do with the blood?

soups and stews taste better the next day. also anything that's made from a batter. also, cold pizza. also, your own blood.