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There are four gospels. Love you.

So you're better off following the teaching of a political criminal as filtered through his gynephobic amanuenses, rather than the principles that have helped the Jews maintain a corporate identity for well over 4000 years?

Accordingo to the Victorians, they were s cool that they didn't exist. It was a crime in England for two men two have sex. Mention two women having sex, and all you'd get was blank stares, because that just didn't happen.

Oh, I'm sure there is; sort of a rule 34 extension.

Deuteronomy and Leviticus have specific prohibitions against male homosexuality; I don't know if it says anything about lesbians, but I'm too lazy and disinterested to look it up.

Piss off. You are wrong from 20 on up.

May I braid your beard for the ceremony? It always looked good on the bikers.

Does Mom know yet?

Beer then liquor, never sicker.

Not me - I got mine from Dexter and/or DeeDee

Chocolate.

It's not supposed to be creepy, it's just that the trek metaphor popped into my head, and you were the only other person that I could think of who'd appreciate it.

@ghostrek I think about you every time I see something in the news about that guy that was killed on Sentinel Island, because that missionary idiot clearly violated the Prime Directive

Because you keep buying cheap hand lotion. A girl like Rebecca deserves Jergen's.

Do you have health insurance? It sounds like you're planning on messed up.

Now THAT'S what I need!

I'll have to check it out - thanks!

You need to get it cut. If she wants it long, she can have it long when she can take care of it. (And get off the lawn, says the old geezerette.)

That's mostly what I've got - but there are a couple that have been designated as major geological faults. Don't smoke, kids.

Looks nice - I suppose you don't know how it works on wrinkles, do you?

I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm saying that you're playing stupid. Or maybe you are stupid, playing smart playing stupid. Whatever. It doesn't work.

How in the seven rings of Hell do you come up with this drivel? More and more, you come across like you're trying to be a secular holy fool, and it's just not working; there is no profundity in what you offer. There's barely even any coherence. I know you have issues; everybody has issues. But I refuse to believe that you got through college with the level of wilful density that you show here. One or the other is a facade.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.

It made me cry, too, and I haven't even seen it. I really miss Boris Karloff

I agree . I spent about 3 hours in a deer stand and got nothing but cold. That was the extent of my hunting experience I like deer meat and bunny and have no problem with anybody who hunts for meat, but I'm definitely an indoor cat.