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French toast

The problem is, many prescription labels instructions say to discard the medications one year from the date the prescription was filled. This may or may not have anything to do with the actual date of expiration

Government mandates are pretty arbitrary, especially in the west.

But hot damn, you will get paid. And you should get paid for doing their work, too.

According to my shrink, who has no problem with me taking pre-generic Zyprexa, as long as tablets are kept dry, they're fine (I am, of course, assuming that these are not medications that you found in a damp box in the basement as part of an inheritance...) My late father, and two of my brothers (all MD's) concur with him. Usually, if a med has gone bad, you can tell by a change in color, consistency, or odor (eg, aspirin that is no good smells like vinegar.)

Somehow, when the subject of tazing and arrest comes up, you're the first person everybody thinks of.

Looking for advice?

Please bring back the talking toilet.

Oh my God! Where's the rest of you?

So you're going to be watching reruns of Downton Abbey?

*sigh* I really am too old for this shit.

You have neither of those things.

What skill?

Well, The Hound account is now a guest. How long until he starts to whine about coming back?

Just make sure you have a mask for CPR - you don't know where that mouth has been.

Shit, who needs that? I can do more with a couple of Band-Aids than most people can do with a fully stocked first aid kit.

Any time anybody posts an AMA, all I can think of is patients signing out of the hospital.

I am spending the day with Dexter and DeeDee They are winning.

It generally winds up there. Just let nature take its course. Kind of like justice will with his bench warrants.

A day late and a dollar short as always but Happy Birthday 🎂

You could cure cancer or bring about world peace with this kind of dedication. @Poof

You don't need a therapist, you need an ankle bracelet.

How can you be sure that Canada will let you in?

You just hang out with the wrong crowd.