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Hey, perv, do we have to have the Gen z chat again, or does my Gen z grandson need to pound the shit out of you after school?

Is it that cold, or have you become a ninja?

Superfly? Sorry, fuggs, I don't think so.

Of course. You know I love you, even when I'm yelling at you.

Congratulations, on both your weight loss and being able to get out of bed.

No, dammit. Dumpster Fire is a privilege. You have to work, and work diligently, to earn it. There will be none of this sitting around and coasting in on the labor of others. Damn kids these days.

I never have, either. And I told my older daughter that learning Elvish was a waste of time, akin to learning Klingon.

And here I was, expecting one of ghostie's videos.

If you did, you wouldn't listen.

Well, shit. About 4-5 inches so far, still falling steadily, although not impressively so - I can still see to the end of the block.

Zeni - you need to change your avatar.

We're up for Snowmageddon tomorrow. The governor has already issued a limited closing of the thruway, which pretty much guarantees not even flake one.

Is that a kind of chupacabra? If it's not, I got nothin.

Real black licorice is the chosen candy of the angels. Candy corn is what they eat when they can't get real black licorice.

Along with that, umami.

I thought it was just the lousy radio in my car at the time, so I switched to the oldies station 😅

How could you not believe it? I mean, I was listening the night that Art Bell was knocked off the air by Men in Black.

Congratulations. But that still doesn't make you my real dad.

@Kudasai A relative of Janice's?

Bummer. Is there any way you can get that off your record? I don't know if it's the same at Madison's school, but when my kids were young, you had go through the screening for volunteers even if you just wanted to chaperone field trips.

How? I've passed background checks for volunteering and for jobs with kids.

Cereal is acceptable at all times of the day or night. And I will fight you.

Shouldn't there be a dead goat some place in there?

Making up for lost time, huh?