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Do you have health insurance? It sounds like you're planning on messed up.

Now THAT'S what I need!

I'll have to check it out - thanks!

You need to get it cut. If she wants it long, she can have it long when she can take care of it. (And get off the lawn, says the old geezerette.)

That's mostly what I've got - but there are a couple that have been designated as major geological faults. Don't smoke, kids.

Looks nice - I suppose you don't know how it works on wrinkles, do you?

I'm not saying you're stupid. I'm saying that you're playing stupid. Or maybe you are stupid, playing smart playing stupid. Whatever. It doesn't work.

How in the seven rings of Hell do you come up with this drivel? More and more, you come across like you're trying to be a secular holy fool, and it's just not working; there is no profundity in what you offer. There's barely even any coherence. I know you have issues; everybody has issues. But I refuse to believe that you got through college with the level of wilful density that you show here. One or the other is a facade.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesnt, hunt it down and kill it.

It made me cry, too, and I haven't even seen it. I really miss Boris Karloff

I agree . I spent about 3 hours in a deer stand and got nothing but cold. That was the extent of my hunting experience I like deer meat and bunny and have no problem with anybody who hunts for meat, but I'm definitely an indoor cat.

I don't know how to wear it, but is it a fedora or a trilby?

I'm not sure, but I ran out of fingers in 1973. Rough guess is about half a million, give or take.

But you are weird. And you lost what little you had of your mind when your testicles dropped.

@fuggstop Read the title, immediately checked Amy Vanderbilt and Emily Post, but to no avail. If Miss Manners knows of any protocol regarding this matter, I'll let you know.

Players, scorecard, textbook example...

Cinnamon Krispy Kremes...time to sell plasma

I'm waiting to see you braid it.

You should check out the after school programs. It's been a godsend with Dexter and DeeDee.

Is it because you're too young, or because youre scared of lighters?

It will, it will. Just be patient.

Most of the time, it seems like they've domesticated, or at least trained, us.

A place for everything...

Jeremy Kyle. He's the scrawny British love child of Steve Wilkos and Maury Povich, and Jerry Springer was his godfather.

The only hot, legal teens who would say anything at all to you are the ones who want you to buy them booze. Not because they want the pleasure of your company while they imbibe, but because you have ID, and look clueless enough to be persuaded that your investment will have any return beyond contempt.