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mthor

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  1. Happy birthday! (I'm never on time) 🎂
  2. She'll start practicing PMS any minute now.😵
  3. How long is forever?
  4. Do you still have that pretty blue one?
  5. **Language.
  6. It can take 48-72 hours for the antibiotics to kick in.
  7. mthor

    Halp

    You like pain.
  8. My husband had a kilt when he was a little kid. I don't know what happened to it, but he still has the sporran. .
  9. You show up at my library, and within three minutes, you'll be alphabetized and stuffed into the card catalog.
  10. You've never given an enema, have you?
  11. Look, kid, I've been giving enemas since before you were born. They are not anything to joke about.
  12. No. Leeches.
  13. Make sure that you drink plenty of clear liquids. Also, yogurt will help with the lower GI effects of the antibiotic.
  14. Google St Joseph If he can help people sell houses, maybe he can help you buy one
  15. No, he's not. He's 5'6"
  16. Don't make me a mod. Make me a turkey sandwich
  17. Banned Books Week is September 23 - 29 this year, and And Tango Makes Three is back on the ALA's top ten (or would it be bottom 10?) list of banned, protested,, and pissed-somebody-off books
  18. Do you want to borrow my daughter? After she crocheted the pitcher, she taught herself how to knit.
  19. Aren't they essentially atypicals?
  20. Of course not. You're just the mother.
  21. You'd better not be - I eat grits too.
  22. Save your energy for real battles. And believe me, they will come.
  23. Playing helicopter is not a way to allow a child to have a productive school experience
  24. I am Spartacus.
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