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You show up at my library, and within three minutes, you'll be alphabetized and stuffed into the card catalog.

You've never given an enema, have you?

Look, kid, I've been giving enemas since before you were born. They are not anything to joke about.

No. Leeches.

Make sure that you drink plenty of clear liquids. Also, yogurt will help with the lower GI effects of the antibiotic.

Google St Joseph If he can help people sell houses, maybe he can help you buy one

No, he's not. He's 5'6"

Don't make me a mod. Make me a turkey sandwich

Banned Books Week is September 23 - 29 this year, and And Tango Makes Three is back on the ALA's top ten (or would it be bottom 10?) list of banned, protested,, and pissed-somebody-off books

Do you want to borrow my daughter? After she crocheted the pitcher, she taught herself how to knit.

Aren't they essentially atypicals?

Of course not. You're just the mother.

You'd better not be - I eat grits too.

Save your energy for real battles. And believe me, they will come.

Playing helicopter is not a way to allow a child to have a productive school experience

I am Spartacus.

Take your time. I pulled the ladder out of the pool, and I'm waiting to see how Death handles 5 Sims at onc

Knock knock

We all float down here.

French toast

The problem is, many prescription labels instructions say to discard the medications one year from the date the prescription was filled. This may or may not have anything to do with the actual date of expiration

Government mandates are pretty arbitrary, especially in the west.

But hot damn, you will get paid. And you should get paid for doing their work, too.

According to my shrink, who has no problem with me taking pre-generic Zyprexa, as long as tablets are kept dry, they're fine (I am, of course, assuming that these are not medications that you found in a damp box in the basement as part of an inheritance...) My late father, and two of my brothers (all MD's) concur with him. Usually, if a med has gone bad, you can tell by a change in color, consistency, or odor (eg, aspirin that is no good smells like vinegar.)