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Along with that, umami.

I thought it was just the lousy radio in my car at the time, so I switched to the oldies station 😅

How could you not believe it? I mean, I was listening the night that Art Bell was knocked off the air by Men in Black.

Congratulations. But that still doesn't make you my real dad.

@Kudasai A relative of Janice's?

Bummer. Is there any way you can get that off your record? I don't know if it's the same at Madison's school, but when my kids were young, you had go through the screening for volunteers even if you just wanted to chaperone field trips.

How? I've passed background checks for volunteering and for jobs with kids.

Cereal is acceptable at all times of the day or night. And I will fight you.

Shouldn't there be a dead goat some place in there?

Making up for lost time, huh?

3 out of 4 ain't bad.

I want French toast.

I used to get it every time I heard the ambulance tones on the scanner.

Somebody has to be.

Which car am I in?

How do you know?

Than.

Think globally, act locally.

Why not use the energy to improve society instead?

It sounds like it was written by somebody who finds Jeff Foxworthy to be the epitome of humor

I thought it was people food until I saw the profile of the cat...I'll bet it wouldn't be too bad warmed up with a yogurt/curry sauce.

It's 2019, and we only have one year to build Sealab.