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I don't know how to wear it, but is it a fedora or a trilby?

I'm not sure, but I ran out of fingers in 1973. Rough guess is about half a million, give or take.

But you are weird. And you lost what little you had of your mind when your testicles dropped.

@fuggstop Read the title, immediately checked Amy Vanderbilt and Emily Post, but to no avail. If Miss Manners knows of any protocol regarding this matter, I'll let you know.

Players, scorecard, textbook example...

Cinnamon Krispy Kremes...time to sell plasma

I'm waiting to see you braid it.

You should check out the after school programs. It's been a godsend with Dexter and DeeDee.

Is it because you're too young, or because youre scared of lighters?

It will, it will. Just be patient.

Most of the time, it seems like they've domesticated, or at least trained, us.

A place for everything...

Jeremy Kyle. He's the scrawny British love child of Steve Wilkos and Maury Povich, and Jerry Springer was his godfather.

The only hot, legal teens who would say anything at all to you are the ones who want you to buy them booze. Not because they want the pleasure of your company while they imbibe, but because you have ID, and look clueless enough to be persuaded that your investment will have any return beyond contempt.

I still have my cool job. I started volunteering at the library when I was 9, and now they pay me to do what I used to do for fun.

He's not dead. He's just resting. EXCELSIOR!

Thanks for the kind thoughts. Money is part of the problem (isn't it always?), but at the moment, it's just part of a Jenga tower. Things will work out eventually. And even though the process may be less than pleasant, I've got family that's sticking by me. But I do appreciate the support here - having somewhere to go that isn't where I am is a great relief. Anyway, enough warm fuzzies - this is Rants, and it's time to hate things.

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the old lady with fat fingers who can't control her autocorrect. I can still control my bladder, so I feel like I'm still money ahead.

If I assume, I make an ass out of me - you're already there.

I'm so glad that when I go to Hell, it will be for something more impressive than lying on a message board.

+1 for the kitties 😻

No, it's goopy and itchy and sore. It's only shitty when they give me the latest stomach bug going around the school.

NyQuil, chicken soup, and Gatorade. Ibuprofen if the NyQuil doesn't help the aches. Have you been exposed to the flu? If so, you may want to see about getting checked so that you can get some Tamiflu started. PS: I'll trade you. I think one of the kids gave me pinkeye.

You can have dinner with us - I made Brunswick stew (chicken, not squirrel).

I agree - one winds up feeling like a mole by New Year's.