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No, zeni, it's just that you never seen true relief. When you are 60-ish, and your prostate has a strangle hold on your urethra, take a look at your face in a mirror after the nurse jams a catheter into your bladder and drains off a liter of urine. You will see a striking resemblance to the look on the faces of those cougars.

My parents are too dead to destroy ⛵ s.

It's not rage. It's relief.

Don't flush. The worms will frighten them into submission.

Sorry.its a medical term. TMB = too many birthdays

Depending on the day, anywhere from maybe 8 or 9 to TMB.

They're probably too drugged up. The public school system is incredibly intolerant of little boys.

I know that this is English, because I recognize the words, but I am unfamiliar with the usage.

How about you wait until she contacts you? It'll probably be a while, like decades, but I'm sure that the wait will be worth it.

So is the trash.

Try it. She'll laugh and walk away, because she wants a man, not a video dork.

Saturday. Spell check is our friend. 😁

I'm too old to get it and too celibate to need it. 😜

Not to harsh your buzz, but no vaccine is 100 percent effective.

That, and she won't go crazy when she's in heat. But katt's a better source of info than I am, and I'm sure there are a few other cat people around that would also be helpful (I got my cats as adults, so they were pre-fixed, so I didn't really have to think about it)

If memory serves me, there are certain cancers that spaying a female cat will help prevent, but cats aren't my specialty, and it's been a while since memory served me. @katt_goddess Halp!

They let guys with bench warrants and no liver enlist?

Actually, the things that the biscuits come in are called "tubes," not "tanks," although "barrel" would work just as well

You are almost 30 and built like the Pillsbury Doughboy (to make another 60's reference) and the only woman who is in love with you is Rebecca, who, coincidentally, is also almost 30.

There were only 3 (we lived out in the sticks and didn't get cable until I was in Jr high). We got CBS and 2 NBC affiliates.

How?

Goats smell pretty nasty.

Why? It's not like you're going to use it.

Of course. I gave her the car keys and she's on her way.

Is there something you're not telling us?