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mthor

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  1. You have neither of those things.
  2. What skill?
  3. Well, The Hound account is now a guest. How long until he starts to whine about coming back?
  4. Just make sure you have a mask for CPR - you don't know where that mouth has been.
  5. Shit, who needs that? I can do more with a couple of Band-Aids than most people can do with a fully stocked first aid kit.
  6. Any time anybody posts an AMA, all I can think of is patients signing out of the hospital.
  7. I am spending the day with Dexter and DeeDee They are winning.
  8. It generally winds up there. Just let nature take its course. Kind of like justice will with his bench warrants.
  9. A day late and a dollar short as always but Happy Birthday 🎂
  10. You could cure cancer or bring about world peace with this kind of dedication. @Poof
  11. You don't need a therapist, you need an ankle bracelet.
  12. How can you be sure that Canada will let you in?
  13. You just hang out with the wrong crowd.
  14. If 18 is the new 30, then 28 is the new 40
  15. There is a tiny redeeming quality to sponges' asshole: there is an educational aspect to it. I'll be damned if I know what that lesion is.
  16. You'd have to pay me, and there's just not enough money in the world.
  17. Being dumpy and rapidly sliding out of middle aged makes me a highly qualified judge of those qualities
  18. Yay - one hour left til I close, one page left on the Banned Book list. If I'd stop fooling around, those two things might actually coincide.
  19. You're almost middle-aged and dumpy, and heading rapidly down-hill.
  20. If you're crazy, it doesn't matter what your name is.
  21. If 22 year olds are cougars, then you'd better stock up on Viagra, grandpa.
  22. I admire a man who follows his dream.
  23. Don't you have FMLA? Bipolar disorder is covered.
  24. Actually, I am. We're even cordial these days. However, we haven't lived within 100 miles of each other since 2001. It's just that we're both too lazy and cheap to get a divorce. @midnight nice to meet you, disco's hubby!😀
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