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mthor

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  1. 4 brothers 2 sisters 3 stepbrothers My youngest sister is 12 years younger than me, and 12 years older than my older daughter. Also, my grandkids are older than my youngest brother's two youngest kids.
  2. 👍
  3. You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank... ...of pudding.
  4. Yeehaw! An unhate! Got the phone til the end of the month, so you're stuck with me for a couple of weeks longer. 👹
  5. So I come home to say goodbye, or at least, see you around. As I've told a few people over the past few months, shit's been flying, and it's finally landed. I don't know where I'll be or what I'll be doing next week or next month or even tomorrow. If I come back, you have my permission - nay, my blessing - to give me grief for being a whiny drama queen. If I don't, well, thanks to everybody both here and gone for a lot of good years. I love you guys.
  6. Sir Topham Hatt shall hear of this!
  7. My younger self? People tell me stuff about last week I don't remember.
  8. Oh for God's sake, that's what cars are for. You darn kids.
  9. It's all relative. If it's English, I'm ok, and sometimes Spanish. Beyond that, forget it.
  10. Not acceptable. That's like saying it's ok to shit everywhere because he can't be toilet trained. The rest of us with diagnostic codes manage. F he can't, he doesn't need a message board, he needs a support group and a wrangler.
  11. I'm late, but it's not so much a symptom in and of itself. It speaks more to poor impulse control that can be a sign of mania. I've never had a credit card of my own, and I really don't want one, for just that reason.
  12. The millennium began with my husband sleeping on the couch because I was having such heinous gas that he couldn't sleep in the same bed with me.
  13. It's not about makeup, it's about that inner glow of strength, and you've already got that. Good luck! 😘
  14. No, zeni, it's just that you never seen true relief. When you are 60-ish, and your prostate has a strangle hold on your urethra, take a look at your face in a mirror after the nurse jams a catheter into your bladder and drains off a liter of urine. You will see a striking resemblance to the look on the faces of those cougars.
  15. My parents are too dead to destroy ⛵ s.
  16. It's not rage. It's relief.
  17. Don't flush. The worms will frighten them into submission.
  18. Sorry.its a medical term. TMB = too many birthdays
  19. Depending on the day, anywhere from maybe 8 or 9 to TMB.
  20. They're probably too drugged up. The public school system is incredibly intolerant of little boys.
  21. I know that this is English, because I recognize the words, but I am unfamiliar with the usage.
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