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4 brothers 2 sisters 3 stepbrothers My youngest sister is 12 years younger than me, and 12 years older than my older daughter. Also, my grandkids are older than my youngest brother's two youngest kids.
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You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank... ...of pudding.
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Yeehaw! An unhate! Got the phone til the end of the month, so you're stuck with me for a couple of weeks longer. 👹
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So I come home to say goodbye, or at least, see you around. As I've told a few people over the past few months, shit's been flying, and it's finally landed. I don't know where I'll be or what I'll be doing next week or next month or even tomorrow. If I come back, you have my permission - nay, my blessing - to give me grief for being a whiny drama queen. If I don't, well, thanks to everybody both here and gone for a lot of good years. I love you guys.
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Sir Topham Hatt shall hear of this!
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Oh for God's sake, that's what cars are for. You darn kids.
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I can talk to crazy people and understand what they're saying
mthor replied to Mini_ghost420's topic in Free-For-All
It's all relative. If it's English, I'm ok, and sometimes Spanish. Beyond that, forget it. -
Not acceptable. That's like saying it's ok to shit everywhere because he can't be toilet trained. The rest of us with diagnostic codes manage. F he can't, he doesn't need a message board, he needs a support group and a wrangler.
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IB ==>
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I had to wire $400 to my bro for car taxes in December
mthor replied to fuggstop's topic in Free-For-All
I'm late, but it's not so much a symptom in and of itself. It speaks more to poor impulse control that can be a sign of mania. I've never had a credit card of my own, and I really don't want one, for just that reason. -
you ever have a fart that's so smelly it makes you cough
mthor replied to Naraku4656's topic in Free-For-All
The millennium began with my husband sleeping on the couch because I was having such heinous gas that he couldn't sleep in the same bed with me. -
It's not about makeup, it's about that inner glow of strength, and you've already got that. Good luck! 😘
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I'm actually gonna go for a 28-32 year old lady tonight
mthor replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
No, zeni, it's just that you never seen true relief. When you are 60-ish, and your prostate has a strangle hold on your urethra, take a look at your face in a mirror after the nurse jams a catheter into your bladder and drains off a liter of urine. You will see a striking resemblance to the look on the faces of those cougars. -
My parents are too dead to destroy ⛵ s.
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I'm actually gonna go for a 28-32 year old lady tonight
mthor replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
It's not rage. It's relief. -
Don't flush. The worms will frighten them into submission.
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Sorry.its a medical term. TMB = too many birthdays
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Depending on the day, anywhere from maybe 8 or 9 to TMB.
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They're probably too drugged up. The public school system is incredibly intolerant of little boys.
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I know that this is English, because I recognize the words, but I am unfamiliar with the usage.