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Yay! Let me know your results!

Whenever you post a picture, it reminds me of "Kidnapped" - Alan Breck Stewart and his eyes full of dancing madness.

In terms of sheer readability, I'd rather have the Bible. Rushdie makes me tired

They already have.

Indeed, many things have sucked donkey balls as of late, but I guess it's better donkey balls than duck dicks. PS: A message for your hubby. "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." PPS: Take it to Rants.😈

One of my brothers was traveling on business, and he wound up in some Twilght Zone-ish motel that had the Book of Mormon instead of the Bible. The really odd thing was that he wasn't in Utah; it was somewhere on the east coast.

Most legal teenage women don't want to eat pudding with middle-aged men who look like the Pillsbury Doughboy and have to ride the bus. They'd rather eat pudding with their BFF's and make jokes about the smelly drunk at the bus stop.🌾

Catholic.

4 brothers 2 sisters 3 stepbrothers My youngest sister is 12 years younger than me, and 12 years older than my older daughter. Also, my grandkids are older than my youngest brother's two youngest kids.

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You're almost 30, and you're built like a tank... ...of pudding.

Yeehaw! An unhate! Got the phone til the end of the month, so you're stuck with me for a couple of weeks longer. 👹

So I come home to say goodbye, or at least, see you around. As I've told a few people over the past few months, shit's been flying, and it's finally landed. I don't know where I'll be or what I'll be doing next week or next month or even tomorrow. If I come back, you have my permission - nay, my blessing - to give me grief for being a whiny drama queen. If I don't, well, thanks to everybody both here and gone for a lot of good years. I love you guys.

Sir Topham Hatt shall hear of this!

My younger self? People tell me stuff about last week I don't remember.

Oh for God's sake, that's what cars are for. You darn kids.

It's all relative. If it's English, I'm ok, and sometimes Spanish. Beyond that, forget it.

Not acceptable. That's like saying it's ok to shit everywhere because he can't be toilet trained. The rest of us with diagnostic codes manage. F he can't, he doesn't need a message board, he needs a support group and a wrangler.

IB ==>

I'm late, but it's not so much a symptom in and of itself. It speaks more to poor impulse control that can be a sign of mania. I've never had a credit card of my own, and I really don't want one, for just that reason.

The millennium began with my husband sleeping on the couch because I was having such heinous gas that he couldn't sleep in the same bed with me.

It's not about makeup, it's about that inner glow of strength, and you've already got that. Good luck! 😘