crackymckrackin

He sounds like a dude we need to take fishing.

I like most of these, hit a little close to home with that bunch.

They know my wife's dog hates everyone so that won't work. Toes are good...I might be able to work with this...fetch me my knife.

Colorectal cancer...might work. There is a serious pain in my ass while they are around.

Well shit. I know how to get uninvited but getting out of it is harder. Make every conversation about yourself to the point you cut everyone off mid sentence, changing the subject and talk over them.

Heroine?

Take up smoking, sneak out for a smoke. I've skipped entire parties doing this.

I like this.

Herpes, the crazy contagious kind. Upside is we could all run on the beach.

I was shot by santa. I tripped on a landmine and blew my leg off. There was a bitchin anime I had to watch. 4 Just had sex.

I'm taking a crap ton of cfc full spray cans with me with special instructions to release them.

I posted more in Ib than other folders because everything in real life was business. We talked politics and jokes but we stayed professional. Ib was all about blowing off steam and saying the unprofessional things. I posted in babbling some but I never posted to be serious. It's why at times I hated being a mod. It can seriously drain the life out of you.

I remember officer Jenny. I don't have screen shots though. SOOOO MUCH BOOB.

He's mad atm, mom left the house. Cat is in the background not giving a fuck.

If you're talking about my cat, she's absolutely chill 24/7 unless food is involved.

Still older than you, fetus.

No shit, we are surrounded by assho........babies.

You have to suffer for your art.

I don't cuddle unless it's with my fists.

The banana right! Who wants to see phallic fruit.

Which would you rather see? Someone dragging ass across the snow or a banana?

Better than a banana duct taped to a wall.

Art!

Who cares what the neighbors think.....