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Collect all the toilet paper.

Yoda was reallllllyyyy into those young padewans.

Could be an earthquake or aliens.

Did you fart?

Smoked ham, none of that sugar cured or pineapple crap.

East as in Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee, Mississippi and Alabama. Oh yeah and Kentucky for good measure.

I just looked all that up on the spc.gov website. Long track EF 2 and stronger tornadoes are a definite possibility this afternoon. If that area gets any sunshine today it could get pretty bad. Bad enough that they are considering upgrading the risk to extreme. Atm they have two mezoscale discussions, one in Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma area and one in Texas.

Welcome to the south. That's every other day here.

I didn't see any one mention this yet. Sometimes on real wood, not fake wood, you can take a wet washcloth and put it over the dent, use a clothes iron and run it over it. The steam in some cases can bring the dents right back out. The urethane might still need to be reapplied.

I made $1,800.00 today. It's still not enough to have to deal with customers.

Directions unclear, can't see my phone screen because permanent marker.

You're so full of shit your eyes are brown. Not once had this state, (red state) ran out of weed.

Happy birthday dude.

All of the above.

Next week they announce the purge.

How fast should I wash this.....TOOOOOOOOOOO FAST!

I would create a new tinychat room and then sit in it all day by myself and play https://youtu.be/Yn-oemgzlEU

"Aliens "!

Blame the dog.....

You should always make eye contact with the person preparing your meal. Not like a glance but like psychotic eye contact. This way they know....they know not to do anything crazy to your food. I would say give them the stink eye, but that's not a strong enough message.

Cleveland is for suckers.

Fg_anus

Get some bedazzled glasses. Maybe some giant Elton John glasses.

My dad has to be restrained after any kind of anesthesia. He gets crazy violent and belligerent. It's more common than you think.

I also stepped on a Lego while barefoot.