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I passed one and had to have another removed. Got 4 more hanging out in my right kidney right now just waiting for an invite to the pain party.

Kidney stones.

Domestic girlfriend was worth a watch. It's not entirely non high school but it definitely deals with adult themes. I dubbed it with the alternative name of "A ridiculous series of horrible choices". Golden time was pretty good. I have a few others but I need to look up the names. I'm horrible at remembering names, Japanese or english.

Preferably, yes. I will make an exception for him.

I bet I could fix the toilet after he dumb all over it.

That's not a dig at your appearance. It's a personal preference. I don't want to work around naked people.

I'll pay you to stay dressed.

I wouldn't but as I've said before, this type of thing never happens unless there is a motive or agenda. Even if there isn't, I'm not the guy who's going to give anyone that kind of attention. I prefer the extremely hard to get ladies.

I didn't ask. Didn't really spend enough time there to get a life history or her opinion on sexuality.

You think lonely Island got the idea for dick in a box from that?

I would argue that I didn't fuck up. Stuff like this doesn't happen in real life without some hidden motive or agenda. I'm certainly not attractive enough to drop panties.

The only thing that existed in her house was faucets and her bull dog that growled at me the entire time.

She would never waste money on something like that. She has plenty of other reasons to beat me to death that don't cost anything.

It would start, Dear Penthouse forum, "And he was beaten to death by his wife that was waiting in the truck."

His younger much much smaller cousin maybe.

I assume she was cold, being naked and all. She was very attractive.

I never reacted just went about fixing stuff like everything was normal.

I got called out to adjust some faucets on a house. The lady answered the door naked. She gave no fucks at all. Just showed me to the bathroom, chatted the whole time....naked.

I would prefer they did sing it in Spanish.

This was blasting at the job site today. I'm ok with tejano music, but totally not ok with pop country.

Orange mound, then they all cry and give me 4.99 a minute.

We need a plus ultra booty gif.

It all depends. You should see your dentist and have them do an x-ray. One might have room but the others might not. I've never heard of medical insurance covering wisdom teeth but there's always a first time.

Check for leaks. They bill both based off water usage. Tis the season for frozen hydrants. Easiest way to check is make sure nothing is running in the house, open the meter and see if the leak detector dial is spinning. It's the smaller triangle. If it's not you either have a water thief or kidney is jacking it in the shower to much.

The opposite of what you just wrote here would be correct. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. "