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That line goes south through Texas to San Antonio then back up to Chicago. Amtrak probably has routes south of you. They list them on their website. I just looked. Your closest hop on point is Oklahoma city. From there it heads to Fort Worth. Fort Worth is a pretty huge hub so you can ride just about any where you want from there.

You want to know what hell is, take an Amtrak train from Arizona to Arkansas, sit in coach, 48 hour trip. You shave 4 hours off that and you have a very close approximation of the lowest circle of hell.

We stopped giving gifts years ago on both sides of our family. It's been so much better not having to deal with all the Christmas season drama on top of people being disappointed with the cheap Chinese crap they would have gotten.

Screw elves, benydril works better and faster.

You can come with us. Bring gramps though.

Oxford........Mississippi.

Who doesn't?

He sounds like a dude we need to take fishing.

I like most of these, hit a little close to home with that bunch.

They know my wife's dog hates everyone so that won't work. Toes are good...I might be able to work with this...fetch me my knife.

Colorectal cancer...might work. There is a serious pain in my ass while they are around.

Well shit. I know how to get uninvited but getting out of it is harder. Make every conversation about yourself to the point you cut everyone off mid sentence, changing the subject and talk over them.

Heroine?

Take up smoking, sneak out for a smoke. I've skipped entire parties doing this.

I like this.

Herpes, the crazy contagious kind. Upside is we could all run on the beach.

I was shot by santa. I tripped on a landmine and blew my leg off. There was a bitchin anime I had to watch. 4 Just had sex.

I'm taking a crap ton of cfc full spray cans with me with special instructions to release them.

I posted more in Ib than other folders because everything in real life was business. We talked politics and jokes but we stayed professional. Ib was all about blowing off steam and saying the unprofessional things. I posted in babbling some but I never posted to be serious. It's why at times I hated being a mod. It can seriously drain the life out of you.

I remember officer Jenny. I don't have screen shots though. SOOOO MUCH BOOB.

He's mad atm, mom left the house. Cat is in the background not giving a fuck.

If you're talking about my cat, she's absolutely chill 24/7 unless food is involved.

Still older than you, fetus.

No shit, we are surrounded by assho........babies.