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Big gay Al's big gay animal sanctuary?

Lube?

Happy birthday douche bag!

SSI goes out around the first. First week of the month is grocery shopping time for all of them.

Getting rained on or slightly chilled means you almost die from a "cold" if you are Japanese.

CARRRRSSSS.

I'm a huge Toto fan. The Japanese really know how to make shit work............. All of those things sound easy to me but I do understand that most people aren't plumbing experts or builders like a couple of us here. Honestly it's more about having the right tools to do the job.

I sunned my taint on my parents lawn.

Attach it to your nearest fire hydrant and you will never have to worry about a dirty ass again.

Most decent bidet seats/washlets have built in heaters. You do have to have a gfci outlet to plug it into.

All mangaka wear track suits at all times.

Can I stay at home under the covers and still meet you?

Peanut butter pie is best pie. Followed closely by lemon icebox pie and coming in third, cherry pie.

Let's meet up and have a conversation about how awesome beef hamburgers are and how socialism kills countries.

Apparently I have been doing it wrong all these years. I should have been licking her armpits for maximum pleasure.

I never said anything about different. Admit it....you yelled EWWWWWW! 😁

I just saw this news story. I was thinking I might try it after Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, at my parents house, in their front yard.

You need to have your primary care physician refer you to a neurologist if you haven't already. Those types of migraines can lead to strokes.

Touch his butt.

Arrange the mothballs into the shape of a pentagram for maximum summoning potential.

You have long fingers. You ever consider a career in proctology?

The ass.

Camel toe is a given under every school uniform.

Meanwhile, back at the crapper league.... *asswipe*

Most of these types of positions I've seen posted are in government. I assume that they do this because poor budgets with multiple positions to fill. After reading through so many requests for quotes on their website, I see it on both sides. The job descriptions in some rfqs are just insane.