crackymckrackin

Moon Metropolis.

https://www.16personalities.com/entp-personality I'm the debater. I am a bit of an extrovert.

To me that's still kind of long. I think ours was around 10 minutes even including her dad being dragged along behind her to give her away.

Have you tried gently opening the taco and nuzzling the bean?

Pretty much the same for us. We got to use the church for free. (We aren't catholic) The preacher did pull us aside before the wedding to ask us questions but it took less than ten minutes. I've never been to a catholic wedding but I hear they are ridiculous long. There aren't many Catholics here. I can't remember exactly how much we spent on rings. Mine was around 60 I think. I never wear rings because I like my fingers to stay attached to my hands. I own 4 wedding rings and never wear any of them.

My wedding minus rings cost 200 dollars. It was a church wedding. Most of the actual wedding crap my wife purchased was from hobby lobby. That was 23 years ago so in current money I would assume a person could do it for 500? If I remember correctly, the party sub for rehearsal was more than most of the decorations.

Happy birthday Lady.

Get a death note. Guest dying all over your wedding might be bad though.

Everyone here is family. Let's all have breakfast together. No hugging though. First person that tries to hug me will regret it. Gonna make it so awkward....

That line goes south through Texas to San Antonio then back up to Chicago. Amtrak probably has routes south of you. They list them on their website. I just looked. Your closest hop on point is Oklahoma city. From there it heads to Fort Worth. Fort Worth is a pretty huge hub so you can ride just about any where you want from there.

You want to know what hell is, take an Amtrak train from Arizona to Arkansas, sit in coach, 48 hour trip. You shave 4 hours off that and you have a very close approximation of the lowest circle of hell.

We stopped giving gifts years ago on both sides of our family. It's been so much better not having to deal with all the Christmas season drama on top of people being disappointed with the cheap Chinese crap they would have gotten.

Screw elves, benydril works better and faster.

You can come with us. Bring gramps though.

Oxford........Mississippi.

Who doesn't?

He sounds like a dude we need to take fishing.

I like most of these, hit a little close to home with that bunch.

They know my wife's dog hates everyone so that won't work. Toes are good...I might be able to work with this...fetch me my knife.

Colorectal cancer...might work. There is a serious pain in my ass while they are around.

Well shit. I know how to get uninvited but getting out of it is harder. Make every conversation about yourself to the point you cut everyone off mid sentence, changing the subject and talk over them.

Heroine?

Take up smoking, sneak out for a smoke. I've skipped entire parties doing this.

I like this.

Herpes, the crazy contagious kind. Upside is we could all run on the beach.