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Pat: carefully laid plans over the course of several hours to win a _______ type victory. Panic: flailing to research and build nukes to break 7000 years of unbroken peace to nuke pat before Pat can win.

Or maybe @cixblahis bizarro you!

That's funny, @cixblah is highly unmotivated and HATES puppies!

Good luck!

Hi, welcome to the boards! Perfect timing, because now that @cixblah is gone we have an opening.

let's hope so

don't you mean jiggle

it';s not an attack if it;s' true

i am more popular and prettier than cixelsyd don't let him tell you different

You are just jealous that you aren't the prettiest girl in science class ?

Congrats on your pre-engagement!

Maybe she thought her brother was an extension of her butt?

no it's "shut up, scoob" get it right

When you're so invested in cleaning your ass you start cleaning your brother

i mean, to be fair, the first two cats are technically my gf's because she paid for them both from the shelter and they originally lived in her apartment. so right there, that halves my number of cats down to two. and after we moved into the house, she began talking about adopting a third adult cat now that there's all this extra space, and i surprised her with the two kittens just before her birthday (imagine someone getting home from work all tired and miserable, and then in a split second suddenly turning back into a child). so technically if I claim the kittens were a birthday gift to her, that would mean I actually have zero cats.

no, she on the left is the tiny, stocky, barrel-shaped kitty

IT'S HAPPENING

wait what do you want me to do

apology accepted

I think you made it there by accident, because I don't see any record of it being moved