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If you think they're the type to open a tab when they're mindlessly bored, and you think they might fit in, go for it.

Happy birthday!

I'm probs gonna out right delete all his instabanned accounts to stop skewing the registration numbers.

Oh wait, he's not here. Like a chump.

A dogfight or epic proportions. Genitalia everywhere, with combatants' getting caught up in each other's and plummeting back to the ground.

Holy shit that imagery man

Adulthood is just a cover for pretending we're in control

That's great

The pinnacle of romance

Actors reread their lines in the studio after shooting, but she died before she did hers so that's why. She's the only one with her original on-set audio.

Naraku4567 is just racist against non-FFA folders, even though now naraku's thread about "Get Out" appears on the main page of the PC site.

The cats moved in to the new house last night. Between small, stubby tuxedo Wilma and big manly Lt. Dancer (aka blackie), guess which one was the first to explore, the first to check out the basement, the first to find and use the litter box, and the first to find and eat the cat food. And then guess which one is a giant dumb baby who cried the entire car ride over, meowed bloody murder and accidentally peed on me when I tried to take him down to the litter box in the basement, and could only use the litter box that first time while I stood watch for him, and then hid himself under a pallet in the basement today while I was out getting another load of boxes.

Potatoes are a starch too

@CaptainStarwind Hope your birthday is funderful and if you don't see this until after then you are totally excused due to birthdaying <3 ?

It's something to do with the type of sugar you get from digesting it, right?

Not really interested in the kang stuff

We already know you have the most photogenic cat ever, but she's not a tuxedo cat!

Hubba hubba

Good thing we work well on mobile now!

While asking me about my other grandmother, my maternal grandmother cut me off mid-sentence to complain that she's worried I won't make a good husband because between the totally binary choice of mowing the lawn and washing the car versus sitting and watching TV, I'd probably watch TV (even though I barely watch TV).

White conservative Christians are afraid of secularism and inclusivity.

#MUGA

She's still a bit feral and is still socializing. She's been more and more interested in curling up in bed but she's still got fairly one dimensional needs - she has learned after being in a shelter for years that being scratched is the greatest thing in the world, but her relationship with you is pretty binary - generally either you are scratching her, or she has no use for you.

My stepfather mindlessly said "happy holidays" to my grandmother this evening, and then she made it a point to stop and correct him, and then my mother got super triggered because of how offensive "happy holidays" is and why would he have ever thought to say that to begin with - obviously no one there was Jewish and even if they were, you would say "happy Hanukkah". And as I was typing that up, I think I just realized that he might have said it on purpose just to stir the pot.