GuyBeardmane

I'm right here.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Send me one kthx

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A few tips: Don't show up naked. It's frowned upon to show up naked, although feel free to strip during the festivities. As tempting as it is, don't pre-game by downing a bottle of Kraken. You want to have all of your inhibitions in place until the boss drops theirs. Bring your cellphone. You can record incriminating video/audio and take photos of anyone you may need to extort in the future. Have a written contract prepared regarding any important pay raises/promotions you want for your boss to sign. This way you've got documentation for the court if your boss signs it and tries to back out because "they were drunk."

I'm a bit more awake now also holy shit it's 12:40. I thought it was still morning. Fuckin' A I was planning on just relaxing until noon but that was 40 minutes ago. Now I gotta haul my ass to the shower and get cleaned up.

I get that. Leah and Emily are more in my wheelhouse as free-spirited hippie types, but Penny always draws me back too.

I am "In a row?" years old today. Need moar tiddies. Kthx sleep now.

I have a difficult time choosing.

Southeast Kentucky It is Call Center central Also, home of meth. A coincidence? Possibly, but causation Cannot be ruled out.

Thank you for calling Now hang up because I don't Want to talk to you

Another Friday night Working until eleven I wish I was dead

That's some man door hook hand car door shit.

My secret santa recipient at work is simple. She said she likes Dove chocolate and knitting, so I'm getting her a shitload of yarn and chocolate.

Assholenheim.

Mashed potatoes are awesome. Not favorite food awesome, but at least favorite comfort food awesome.

My job's a pile Of hot steaming putrid shit Job hunt is still worse.

Atari 2600: Combat! NES: Dragon Warrior II Gameboy: Tetris Genesis: Shining Force II SNES: Chrono Trigger N64: Harvest Moon 64 PS2: Dragon Quest VIII GBA: Golden Sun Wii: Punch Out! DS: Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Justice for All XBox 360: Dynasty Warriors VIII 3DS: Dragon Quest VIII Remake PC (Steam counts): Stardew Valley

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