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GuyBeardmane

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  1. So wait, which number is this one? I don't know Dai.
  2. Anyway it has finally slowed down and I've read the first two Oz books on Project Gutenberg. Thems is short simple books.
  3. I think whatever channel the TV was tuned to was having a 72 hours of Prada marathon.
  4. https://youtu.be/J3j8SJS3nBg
  5. The Devil Wears Prada has been on the TV in the break room every day the past three days while I'm on lunch. Fuck you, job. Fuck you, break room TV.
  6. Of course I'm not entitled, I just like boobs.
  7. I assure you that was entirely unintentional. I am smooth like sandpaper.
  8. Y'know they used to call me Big Jesus at my old job 😘
  9. This was the last time I had short hair.
  10. I ain't cuddlin til there's more boobs.
  11. It was wet and behind my head. Hair's still here.
  12. I'm a shill! (Check out the Chilluminati Podcast)
  13. Now this is classy af. Thank you @Satou Kazuma!
  14. I posted my favorites here. https://unevenedge.com/topic/47423-christmas-carols-thread/
  15. Amazon Prime trial comin' through! Hope you enjoy it!
  16. You had me at rice krispie treats
  17. I want to share this picture with the universe.
  18. See now that just means I now have an excuse to throw out a pervy line about "going to bed" that's innuendo for sexy times. But I'm lazy so just imagine I was flirty and charming.
  19. Surprisingly no! A lot of men find it difficult and awkward to jerk it with their non dominant hand.
  20. I can masturbate ambidextrously.
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