GuyBeardmane

There's like a shit ton of alcoholic Capri Suns out there. "Pre-mixed drink pouches."

I'm gonna say she's the Daughter of Sam, if she's got horses that collect teeth.

idk felt like driving off a cliff might delete later

Not memes, but Duolingo getting too real.

Update: it's March 1st. The universe is still shit.

THIS DAY ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND SINCE THERE IS NO FOUR THAT MEANS TODAY DOESN'T EXIST. WE ARE IN THE FUCKING MATRIX RIGHT NOW AND GODDAMN IT MAKES ME ROCK HARD

It's the number 2. But to be fair he is laughing because he knows he's flipping off the camera.

The beard to mane ratio is a bit off, but pretty accurate.

Poof has returned! With cereal!

I laughed, to be sure. Especially at the "oh shit lava" at the end. Admittedly I was critiquing from a pedestal and focused mostly on the guidelines set in the rules. But I stand by my ATHF comparison. Felt very much like a Master Shake moment at the end.

We're all pretty old here.

See, at first I thought that you were just running into a problem with your post. But then I got the joke.

Also, naturally, this is Valentine's af. Here's the NSP Valentine's Playlist part.

I mean I've heard Jackie Chan sing "I'll Make a Man Out of You," but it still surprises me every time I hear him because he's really good.

I fixed your post, you disgusting fucking sleaze.

...so it's not the fault of @PhilosipherStoned, is what you're saying.

I like me a woman in charge.

Jack's STD was born I believe on May 2, 2004. HazelMurphy popped up in I think September 2003. But HazelMurphy doesn't count as much because I think I only had 7 posts on it until I recovered the name after posting as Jack's for months.

I killed it one night with "All Star" by Smash Mouth because 90% of the people in the place were drunk 20-somethings. I'd love to do "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones sometime.

See, no one would know that you were the slowpoke if you didn't post that you were.

Yup.