GuyBeardmane

Why are there so many problematic Christmas songs? I mean I'll admit I'm fully in the camp of "Leave Baby It's Cold Outside Alone" because the intention in the song doesn't mean what many people apply to it, but at the same time I can see how the modern interpretation came to be. A lot of the old standards are based on standards we don't follow anymore. We need more up-to-date Christmas songs, and not just "All I Want for Christmas is You."

I've been thinking about that, too. Like, the intended speaker of the story is a kid who sees his mom smooching his dad whilst he is dressed like Santa, but he doesn't recognize that it's his dad. So either this kid is gonna wake up the next morning and say "hey dad I saw mom kiss Santa" and the dad's gonna have to be all "that's fine, I'm okay with infidelity as long as it's with Santa" which is gonna fuck the kid up or the kid just stews in it and doesn't tell dad and thinks that mom is a floozy, or alternatively the kid figures out that mom was kissing dad and dad was dressed as Santa and that means Santa isn't real. So no matter what, the kid is going to lose their innocence here.

Me and Satou are fine but gurl I'll be yo partner 😘

So I'm gonna bring my nekkid lady cards to his place and teach him.

Fresh out the shower early on Sunday evening and looking like a Metal God because I am the King of Lazy.

JANEWAY DOESN'T HAVE A SONG

No interest in it. Won't You Be My Neighbor was the best coverage of Mr. Rogers. Biopics aren't necessary when that documentary exists.

Also, since Die Hard is widely recognized as a Christmas movie, that makes this song a Christmas carol also.

Because Picard is best Captain.

My brain was on auto-pilot the other day and I started singing the chorus of "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese, even though I haven't watched Cowboy Bebop in at least a decade. What's some surprising nerd shit you can do?

I donated but didn't read far enough in the thread to do anything else mentioned. So I'm all for the ASPCA. Also new custom rank kthx

And I said "Project Mayhem."

Try to pay as much as possible to kill the principal off. Alternatively, Project Mayhem.

This thread's about to become a tiddy gif thread.

No one wants to know about your sex life.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

This article was an Xennial mother watching Mr. Rogers for something she was writing and her Gen Z kids sitting there and enjoying Mr. Rogers and her coming to the conclusion that Mr. Rogers is pretty much universally beloved by children of any generation because they can tell he's genuine. It kind of inspired me to be more genuine too, so here I go. I am a perverted horndog. This is trufax. I love tiddies. But also, I am just a really chill person and I legitimately like being nice and doing good things for people. I like feeling helpful. I play up the self-deprecation and sarcasm angle a lot as a defense mechanism because I'm afraid to disappoint people and I don't like to be disappointed either. What it really boils down to is that I just want to be a good person and I want to be surrounded by people I love who love me.

Pics or it didn't happen