GuyBeardmane

We're all pretty old here.

See, at first I thought that you were just running into a problem with your post. But then I got the joke.

Also, naturally, this is Valentine's af. Here's the NSP Valentine's Playlist part.

I mean I've heard Jackie Chan sing "I'll Make a Man Out of You," but it still surprises me every time I hear him because he's really good.

I fixed your post, you disgusting fucking sleaze.

...so it's not the fault of @PhilosipherStoned, is what you're saying.

I like me a woman in charge.

Jack's STD was born I believe on May 2, 2004. HazelMurphy popped up in I think September 2003. But HazelMurphy doesn't count as much because I think I only had 7 posts on it until I recovered the name after posting as Jack's for months.

I killed it one night with "All Star" by Smash Mouth because 90% of the people in the place were drunk 20-somethings. I'd love to do "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones sometime.

See, no one would know that you were the slowpoke if you didn't post that you were.

Yup.

This is a good, clear explanation, and now I am not confused.

I have sent my scores in today. And let me tell you, there WILL be a reckoning.

Because Fabio and I weren't born yet. See, I'm making the joke about why magical hair was given to Samson instead of someone else, while also expressing the vanity I have in my hair.

But I was making a PBJ sammich and I noticed the peanut butter jar said "vegan" on it. Makes me wonder, what kind of peanut butter ISN'T vegan? It's all peanuts and corn syrup, isn't it?

Ladies and Gentlemen. Lou Vega. That is all.

All I wanted was a Pepsi.

It's actually well worth a read. The author makes fun of the concept as well, but it's a good article on modern english.

https://www.audubon.org/news/when-bird-birb-extremely-important-guide?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Okay so one time I actually drank one of those garlic sauce things like a shot. Immediate regret. Sure, it's good when you dip breadsticks or pizza into it, but consuming the whole cup all at once is just too much. Spent the next few hours with an overpowering garlic taste.

Step 1: Buy Stardew Valley Step 2: Live Stardew Valley

I SHALL BE JUDGE. ALSO JURY AND EXECUTIONER.

It's a book series That became a video game series That recently became a Netflix series