GuyBeardmane

I'm the only person on my contract who couldn't change over to work-from-home, so I've been on furlough/collecting unemployment until our worksite is reopened. Thing is, I'm actually making a shitload more money on unemployment than I was working 40 hour work weeks because the state thinks that my actual income wasn't enough to live on or something? Like, that's kind of a big thing to think about, why the state thinks my wage while working is fine but when it comes to being quarantined I need more income to be considered sustainable. ANYWAY I'm bored with watching things on Youtube all the time and I'm thinking I may want to sign up for a streaming site now that I'm actually making some money. I used to have Netflix but haven't in several years, so I have no idea what's on anything and what's good and why I should spend my money on any of them. So tell me why (ain't nothin' but a heartbreak)

I would, but only because I'm typically only good for two dates before women decide I'm not what they're into. Otherwise I'd say no, because the whole thing about women with kids is just too much baggage for me.

Birf!

The doomed romance of Michelle and Kai. Sad feels. Made me cry when she put on the veil and walked on shore because I knew what was coming next. I've been inside too long and need real humans to deal with.

I wish you were Michael Corleone's third child.

The last time I went to a movie that had the THX promo beforehand, my friend still quoted that sentence to me. It's eternal.

THE AUDIENCE IS NOW DEAF

There was one time when I was in high school that I saw a real life nun. I was sitting in Subway and a car pulled up out front, and in the passenger seat was this nun in the full habit with the headdress on and everything and I kinda stopped and was in awe because it was like seeing Santa Claus.

Well damn. Then that means the wasp that stung me in the palm a couple years ago just quickly buzzed his friends so they would threaten me too? What a fucking asshole. I hate wasps.

It's-a living.

It's pheromones. Wasps in particular have certain pheromones released with their stings that draws other wasps to attack the target as well. Applying garlic to the sting covers the scent and helps as a deterrent.

So I guess you could say they're just doing it out of habit now.

Dodecahedron? More like Large Hadron Collider.

WinCo? More like dudeco

It wasn't until the past ten years I finally got the joke "Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies" because I said it out loud instead of reading it in a joke book. I laughed like a moron after that.

My sleep cycle is gonna be thrown off so bad if/when work calls and I have to resume my previous schedule.

Shining Force 2 is so much better.

I can't say I ever cheated on a girl. I mean there was that one time my six girlfriends gathered in one of their houses. They could have called me out on poly dating and gotten mad, but I had a rabbit's foot in my backpack so instead we sat around and gossiped about Marnie and Mayor Lewis's relationship. Still can't believe Penny didn't pick up on that.

But the milk is chunky.

This is the content I was looking for.

@helpme who's that between Jason and Pinhead?

I think they're holding an intervention. For what, I don't know.

They best get tf out. Proper social distancing.