GuyBeardmane

I thought that was Pitch Black version 2, but it actually was Mountain Dew Dark Berry.

Are you kidding, I'm fucking disgusting. Ewwwww

Yeah, they made a creepy pervert dino who stalked a little girl by combining the Indominus Rex from Jurassic World 1 with a Velociraptor. Spoilers:

I saw some and bought it and thought "hey, didn't this flavor come out before?" The label had the Jurassic World 3 logo on it and advertises tickets. Then I thought "hey, the last time I went on a date we went to see Jurassic World 2." So then I looked up when Jurassic World 2 came out and found out that it's been four years next month since the movie released. So it's been four years since I've been on a date and also have gone to a movie theater.

If I wasn't a coward I'd take my friend up on his offer to move in and then just completely sever all ties with my family like I want to.

We didn't have to wait for 2029 to have a new market collapse. The 20s are amped up this time.

Here's a 2014 interview with someone with the last name Hitler. From things I've looked up, Disney is an uncommon last name. It's an old Norman shortening of "de Isigny," basically saying someone is of the French region of Isigny. Other last names took prominence.

Because I'm a 39 year old ska kid.

Are they hotter than the previous one? Any upgrade doesn't count to any assumptions people make.

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdq6MDyA/

Fuckin tired, yo.

Are you talking about wabbit twacks?

Life is meaningless, Ed-boy. Accept your fate at the hands of the son of a shepherd.

Yes.

Pepsi Nitro. Instead of carbonated water, it's infused with nitrogen. Makes it extra fizzy, but when you get to the cola part it's velvety smooth. Coca-Cola Starlight. Totally gingerbread coke. Limited edition flavor. Also birthday cake Mountain Dew, because fuck it.

You have no idea what this post means to me. This specific album/band has been a missing memory that I've been trying to recover for a couple of years now. I knew I remembered them, but I didn't remember them. As soon as I saw this image it clicked and I'm so glad it did.

That nitro shit is gooooooooooood. It's super smooth. All the bubblies are in the nitrogen fizz and then the fizz goes away and you get a really smooth cola.

This is a solid joke that failed to land in my brain until just now.

When I was a youth I got to pet some baby goats. They liked to be held and hugged. Years later I found out that goats have rectangular pupils and ever since I've found them creepy af.

Is this a Grave of the Fireflies viewing party or something? During the opening, if that's the case.

UHM ACKSHUALLY THAT'S MEDIGORON BECAUSE BIGGORON IS MUCH LARGER

I won't even call it a slow burner. It's not for everyone, but goddamn if it wasn't cathartic for me. It's all emotion, all the time. Try the Violet Evergarden Special. It's a 30 minute standalone episode and does pretty well in wrapping up the feels of the rest of the series without spoiling anything in the series. If it hooks you, then maybe try the show again.