GuyBeardmane

Willow finally got to be with her boyfriend.

It's a good movie tho

See, I was gonna reply to the hot dog alignment chart with "what if I use ranch" but then you called me out like this.

Not like I was using the computer or anything.

His name is Grayson and he's a diva cat if I ever saw one. If he wasn't as frickin cute as he is he wouldn't get away with his behavior.

And after getting all up in my water he does this shit.

Paramount. Also Paramount killed Cool World in the editing room. Ralph Bakshi was being his typical Bakshit self when making it and Paramount decided to cut a bunch of his ideas to make it "safe for kids," as per Kim Basinger's request.

Having heard the allegations and then thinking he's Vince McMahon, I think we all knew he's guilty af.

"Well it appears that you have stomach cancer. If you sign up for Amazon Prime we can get you into chemo in just two days."

Also Starring Belanie Candles

Alright, to pull this off you're gonna need a good crew. You'll want a good scout to report all the entrances from ground level up to the third floor, as well as roof entrances if there are any available. They'll need to watch the glove like a hawk for two weeks straight, no sleep. You need to know security rotation, schedules, the works. Then you're gonna need a good hacker. They'll be on the job as soon as the scout gives them details. They'll be responsible for unlocking doors, shutting down cameras, and doing what needs to be done to make your job a walk in the park. You're also gonna need someone on the inside. The scout and hacker can only get you in the door, but the face is gonna be the one who shows you how to get where you're trying to go and then get out. Once your team is together, the break-in is easy as pie. See, the joke I'm going for here is that "breaking in" has another meaning, and I'm referencing tropes from heist movies and television shows about breaking into places.

I've been boxer-brief since high school and have recently transitioned to just boxers. Tighty whities are for CHUMPS. And also people who just prefer them.

I always called them brookies. Also GIVE THEM TO ME NOW

The times, they are a-changin'. I'm glad that parents are teaching their kids the importance of tipping in our society. Hopefully a generation of kids who know that tips are essentially the customer making up the wages stolen from employees by executives will overthrow the system.

I just like that the URL cuts off at "Russia says losing because Ukraine," because that's entirely accurate.

Funny you should ask, because I do have a nice, wholesome story to share. Yeah, a lot of the weird shit would probably be more in line with passengers, but I was driving this morning and got an order that popped up for Dunkin Donuts. Somebody wanted some munchkins and an apple juice. The amount it shows I'll make is $3.09. I take it, because I was already out and had been for awhile and nothing else had come up. I pick up the Dunkin, drive by the place twice before pulling in (person just put the apartment complex name instead of the address), and get out to deliver. Send the "I've arrived" auto-message, walk toward the apartment and a kid that had to be between 10 and 12 comes out. Ask if he's the customer and he says yeah, so I hand him his munchkins and apple juice. He goes back, I start walking to my car just thinking "man, good on this kid for ordering some breakfast" and he shouts "wait" from behind me, runs down the sidewalk and says "I almost forgot to tip you" and he hands me two bucks cash. It's my favorite two bucks ever. Good kid.

Melted ice cream is more closely related to milkshake than soup. Always tip up. Anyone who gives any other answer is a pig who should be tarred and feathered.

I'm calling it now: Lions are going to win at least half of their games. I know, I know. It's wishful thinking. But I'll stand firm.

Note to self: get a Texans helmet