GuyBeardmane

Yeah. You'd have to special order buttercream and that's too much effort.

Getting the garbage out like

I just buy boat shoes. But also I'm a fat white guy, so it's standard uniform.

He deserves a party. Or at least a six pack of grocery store cupcakes.

A PIZZA

I'll just bring the clussy here to you.

In the long, long ago, the Noise Folder was at general peace. Babbling, Incoherent Babbling, and Rants all had their own regions, but lived in harmony. Then the RIF nation attacked, cracking the fragile foundation the peace was based upon. Incoherent Babbling became a den of chaos, as the more coherent IBers fled to the calmer lands of Babbling. The Babblers who felt inundated with this new influx of people they felt above fled to Rants to feed into their rage, and in turn the Ranters who were being outnumbered either colonized IB or left the ASMB entirely. The old camps of Arm Meat, GELLHA, and the Bumpers watched the chaos unfold. Sometimes they joined in and reveled in the havoc, other times they hid away. Before long, the chaos became the new order, and thus the Age of the Fan Collective could begin. ...at least that's the story according to the scriptures of the old lurkers, spanning the time post-Prospero and the genesis of Lithium.

We have a winner.  We can all go home.

To be fair my search for anime body pillows did not result in many adult women with giant tiddies. It's a sad state of affairs.

I am offended at the implication. My anime waifu pillowcases are all adult women with giant tiddies.

Had to fix that.

Sleep over? Nah man, it's summer. BBQ and pool. (and then the sleep over)

She's 70. Also her mouth spews qanon conspiracy theories 24/7.

Next week I'm moving into a friend's house instead of my mom's house! Adulting omg! Job and rent and groceries and bills and such fuck me runnin!

What song other than their cover of Mrs. Robinson got heavy play, though?

Better Than Ezra

I haven't taken the time to watch the whole video yet. All I know is that if you find a trampoline in a ditch it's very likely that someone pooped in it very hard. The lessons of Gary and Barnabas will not be forgotten.

Spoken like a true Georgian.

I haven't watched wrestling in a long, long time. But I was a huge mark for Chikara back in the late 00s-early 10s, and Eddie Kingston was such a fucking badass for a company that played up comedy all the time. Also the folks working for Chikara were super cool and would chat during intermissions and before and after the shows and at different events. Eddie was super quiet and chill and laid back when he wasn't in the ring, except for when I went to Chicago to see them and a friend got a Batman book (I think The Long Halloween) and had everybody sign it. She gave Eddie the cover and he went hard like "OH SHIT YOU WANT ME TO SIGN THE COVER OH MY GOD THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER."