GuyBeardmane

When I was a youth I got to pet some baby goats. They liked to be held and hugged. Years later I found out that goats have rectangular pupils and ever since I've found them creepy af.

Is this a Grave of the Fireflies viewing party or something? During the opening, if that's the case.

UHM ACKSHUALLY THAT'S MEDIGORON BECAUSE BIGGORON IS MUCH LARGER

I won't even call it a slow burner. It's not for everyone, but goddamn if it wasn't cathartic for me. It's all emotion, all the time. Try the Violet Evergarden Special. It's a 30 minute standalone episode and does pretty well in wrapping up the feels of the rest of the series without spoiling anything in the series. If it hooks you, then maybe try the show again.

Is your subscription already done, or does it end this month? YOU MAY STILL HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE THING AND CRY FOREVER. For reals, Violet Evergarden will make waterfalls come out of your eyes.

Did you at least watch Violet Evergarden on the Netflix first? Because goddamn that entire collection is amazing. The series, the special, the ova, and the movie.

Definitely not like Christmas cookies.

Piiiiiiipe Wrennnnnch Fiiiiiiiiight

It tastes like gingersnaps. That is all.

JK April Fools I got you

Now I'M thinking of them too. Wait, does your K mean Korean too, or are you referring to bra size?

She's holding my hand.

They are currently snoring in stereo.

I ruled out the dogs, as they just grumble and woof. It can't be ghosts because ghosts aren't real. The only option I have left for consideration is a ninja, as the I left this morning to do some quick grocery shopping and the front door was cracked open but still locked. So a ninja broke in, woke me up, and left.

And yet a feminine voice said my name inches from my ear this morning and woke me up and I nearly screamed but managed to control my volume to keep the "aaahhhhh" low instead of loud.

Mom and Dad didn't come home last night and they are sad and now Max has joined himself to my hip.

It's a pretty open space house and also we got Febreeze. Things are safe. Your concern is appreciated. I'm just sad that today is cold and gross so we can't have lots of outside time.

Yeah, I've looked into it and talked with vets. A scrambled egg isn't bad for them. Eggs are good protein. Plus all things in moderation. I'm not fully changing their diet or anything. Today was special breakfast for Max and Willow.

She got scrambled eggs and beggin straps for breakfast too. She had the late night zoomies.

He's cool. I just fed him beggin strips and scrambled eggs for breakfast.

I, too, am saddened by this fact.

I ain't got nothin to grab back there. I got a Hank Hill booty.

Vinsetto. Didn't even realize I got a deal on it, too. Says it normally runs for $440, but I got it for $245.

No pupholders, unfortunately. On a related tangential note, I will be dogsitting for my friend starting this weekend and I will share pictures of my charges.