GuyBeardmane

I don't remember that but it totally tracks.

Poof's neighbor https://imgur.com/gallery/MiQqGaX

Mandela Effect. Coincidentally he played Nelson Mandela in a 1997 TV movie.

Look, if she wants to reveal to me that she's a Lamia and plans on seducing me into a false sense of security whilst she's actually constricting around me and getting ready to unhinge her jaw and swallow me whole, then sign me up. I just hope that I die of suffocation or pain from breaking bones before I actually get vored.

What would even go on a Roethlisburger?

I just replaced mine with a replica.

I'm almost 40. I ain't wasting my time farming pennies for a fortune when a million should last me until I die.

The TRUE first MCU movie.

That's what bothers you? For me it's the part where Peach isn't blonde.

My ex was Korean. She had fake boobs. They were great. She turned out to be a cunt.

Got some mail yesterday with no return address but the envelope was hand written. Thinking "oh, I got a personal letter." Open it up and three religious tracts are inside. Fuckin evangelicals.

Personally, I believe he was murdered by guards. But there's no evidence to say he was so I'm sitting on that and not digging deeper into the crackpot theories that other people have.

I'm not going to make it a full thing either, but I offer the counterpoint that he was on suicide watch for a reason, and then they took him off suicide watch. Like, if someone is in prison for being a human trafficker dealing specifically in children and catering to the rich and powerful, they certainly may feel a lot of guilt. So you keep them on suicide watch and under 24 hour personal surveillance until they can testify. You don't just say "oh, he doesn't want to kill himself anymore oops isn't it convenient the guards aren't there oh no the cameras went out" and then when he dies you wonder "oh wow I wish we knew what happened oh well we can't do anything." Like, I don't do anything beyond the surface level digging because there's not enough evidence to conclusively point to a suspect, but things were in no way kosher in Epstein's death.

Depressioncore

Well, because he's dead.

I see how it is, copying the whole birthday thing. Happy Birthday, Buddy. Hope it's a good one.

It's like a roller coaster of dread, but just a never-ending climb.

That's a belly that needs a-rubbin.

Fuckin ALWAYS

I SHARED THAT SELFIE IN CONFIDENCE, POOF.