GuyBeardmane

Then call me the Toxic Avenger. https://news.yahoo.com/lawsuit-claims-skittles-unfit-human-201606852.html

Happy Dingleberry-free Birthday!

I don't have to pay rent yet. I'll take what I can get.

Lexington, home of the UK Wildcats. Also college sports are manipulative and student athletes should get paid. Also there's a big TS party at a local strip club tonight.

I just moved from small town shithole to real actual city with viable population density. I made $8.73.

I had a problem completing the delivery on the app after delivering the food and had to call support, only to be told to turn off the app and turn it back on and try again, which worked. This has made me realize I'm old as shit and no longer tech-savvy enough to hang in a modern environment.

Content Warning: Graphic violence and gore, scary imagery, a scene of cat sex

Howard Johnson, or Hojo, as he is more colloquially known, is the mad scientist responsible for the creation of Sephiroth and thus the events that occur in Final Fantasy VII.

You FOOL! You absolute clown! Didn't you learn anything from the ASMB? There is no four.

Definitely not a frathouse. The pool is shaped like a bean and has a diving board. Spoiler: I got sunburnt because my ass hasn't spent time outside for years. Look at this red from being in a pool for like an hour.

It's there and it's MAGICAL

No to the bedroom suite, but there's a bed and a dresser and a desk. Also I just came back in from swimming BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING POOL IN THE BACKYARD.

And for some reason I can't explain I know Saint Peter won't call my name.

Truly a classic meme. Timeless, even.

Followed by Tritelight's incredible story of killing a snake with a katana.

Well it's different if you're rewarding the tiddies. Like, cover those things in buttercream. I lost the thread and stopped talking about cupcakes for a minute there.

Yeah. You'd have to special order buttercream and that's too much effort.

Getting the garbage out like

I just buy boat shoes. But also I'm a fat white guy, so it's standard uniform.

He deserves a party. Or at least a six pack of grocery store cupcakes.