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Murph looks like a kooshball has become a man.

I want that to say DMX party so bad.

'CAUSE I'M BROKEN WHEN I'M MOWIN' AND I DON'T FEEL RIGHT WHEN THE GRASS IS LONG

You know how I know I'm an old man? Because my ear hair grows at a disgusting rate and I have to trim it.

At least you're not hooked into Lithium on Sirius XM. When driving I legit only listen to 90s grunge/alt rock because I can't be bothered to change the station.

Atheism

Yeah, they're aiming for a 2023 release. Early trailer footage shows an open-world setting where you can run around, possibly from fight to fight. https://www.streetfighter.com/6/en-us/

I think it's from the Street Fighter VI leak.

Mormonopolis Outer Vegas

Stupid fucking bullshit garbage-ass trash fire (Ohio)

Mittengan

Kensucky

I thought they were basically just blue and red versions of the same thing, but blue jays are actually more closely related to crows and ravens, while cardinals are more closely related to sparrows and warblers.

Arby's is shit. The crinkle fries and orange cream milkshake are good though.

"We find that SROs do effectively reduce some forms of violence in schools, but do not prevent school shootings or gun-related incidents. We also find that SROs intensify the use of suspensions, expulsions, police referrals, and arrests of students. These effects are consistently over two times larger for Black students than White students. Finally, we observe that SROs increase chronic absenteeism, particularly for students with disabilities."

The Uvalde Police could've used that half a million dollar grant they got this year for training, but that would involve authorities in Texas being responsible.

How many Congress people have to be killed before they act on gun control? Asking for a country.

I came close, but fortunately did not.

I, too, have never used a chainsaw prior to today. I have just found out that it's not unsafe to cut wet wood. What I experienced, though, was that wet bushes cling like a motherfucker and all the little twigs and tiny fir leaves gum shit up and can make the chain skip, leading to getting the chain back on the saw correctly after getting all the kinks out of it. I wound up looking like Swamp Thing. Corded chainsaws are just assholes in any case, because you have to deal with the cord. A wrong move and you cut it and then everything is dicked.

What I am, though, is a giant dumbass who tried cutting down a wet conifer bush with a corded chainsaw.

Fuckin' A, right? Like, I want to know about ALLLLLLL the contracts for cameos. Basically I want to see a whole Toon Town cinematic universe where they're just united by the theme of Toons and Humans living together. Like, I want a romantic drama starring Shannyn Sossamon and Doug Funnie.

The universe depicted in the Rescue Rangers movie features cartoons and humans living side-by-side, as well as puppets/muppets. The world the characters live in treat this as natural, as if the events of Who Framed Roger Rabbit had occurred and as time went on Toons decided to move from Toon Town and went through their own equal rights movement (which was probably a lot less messy than reality, because reality blows). Roger Rabbit even makes a cameo, as does the Dip. The movie also expands on the idea of Toons to include stop-motion/claymation and puppets/muppets as sentient beings. I want another movie in this universe. Not necessarily another Rescue Rangers movie or even Roger Rabbit, but something else along the lines where the universes blend together. Considering there's a scene of Batman vs. ET in this movie, when Disney doesn't own Amblin or WB/DC, I don't see why there couldn't be a movie where some Looney Tunes D-list characters watch a trailer for a Spider-Man movie with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, Spider-Man from the 90s animated show on FOX, Spider-Man from the 70s animated show, and Spider-Man from Into the Spiderverse.