GuyBeardmane

KFC's fries are incredible. Also I miss the Double Down.

That's such a waste of time, and yet I've got nothing better to do.

What are the qualities that make songs like "Never Gonna Give You Up," "All Star," "Africa," and "September" so interesting and catchy that memes have been made about them and continue to be made about them for years? And if we determine the characteristics that make a song meme-able, would we be able to predict the next song to become a major meme, or even further; compose a song exclusively for the meme-ability?

Just one year away from being barely 17.

If I was stupid rich enough to have a sunroom, you're damn right I'd want a tv in there. Just put on one of those music channels and be set with it.

Found out the Enzyte commercial song had a real name.

Watched a video yesterday by Jesse Cox where he said NFTs were Beanie Babies and I never heard a more apt comparison in my life.

Each post is valued at $4,500. I am now taking offers on each post I make. Lol topical post.

Fruity, delicious, delicious, fruity, fruity, fruity

She has a smoker's meow and it's the best.

On the flip side of most people here, I'd say Weird Al Yankovic. Like, dude is a fucking treasure and I adore him. I'd love to see his show live, but given the chance to have a meet and greet with the man I'd have to turn it down because I would lose my shit. I'd be the incredibly awkward guy and Weird Al would look at me and say "okay, that's enough of this joker, let's go." I'd hate to leave a bad impression on Weird Al.

...they didn't stop to think if they should.

Not a Jim Ross reference. I am disappoint.

I really want to try ecstasy. That's it. That's the big thing that's been consuming my thoughts lately. Just goin through the motions of the day and thinking "but what if I did this on E."

...a bee with ANTLERS.

The Pyramids have been around forever BECAUSE their schemes are so successful!

I'm accusing Poof of having a hidden agenda, and that hidden agenda is to make out with me. Okay that's not so much a hidden agenda as it is me projecting my desire to make out with Poof on her, but still.

It tastes like liquid watermelon jolly ranchers.

It's a direct and unadulterated slap in the face. Like, "hey, town that only gets tourists because of a fucking casino and this giant-ass Superman statue, I'm gonna open a business that blatantly references a Marvel superhero rather than a DC superhero, and not only that but a Marvel superhero that could canonically beat Superman due to the nature of his powers."

I've been to Metropolis. It was super sad. Like, they have the giant Superman statue and like a small row of buildings that give the whole small town vibe, they have a statue of a female reporter that they compare to Lois Lane, and then there's Thor's Gym. And then outside of that little street there is absolutely nothing, and about two blocks away there is a massive Harrah's Casino. Also these are old af, I have short hair in these pictures.