GuyBeardmane

https://www.theonion.com/scientists-politely-remind-world-that-clean-energy-tech-1819576507 Eight years later, the Onion is still right on pulse.

From Kurt Russell to Jennifer Grey in 20 minutes.

Are you going to be holding a great sword in one hand raised over your head while a small but deadly troop of loyal mercenaries from all walks of life stand behind you waiting for you to shout "For the glory of Youngstown" as a battle cry before they head into what would seem to be a suicide mission but they overcome all obstacles at the end? I call the role of obnoxious jester/bard who trips into battle and through pure clumsiness causes his opponents to kill each other, like pratfalling through crossbow bolts fired from opposite sides making the archers shoot each other.

You can't just say it and not link it.

MY DICK IS MORE SHRIVELED THAN YOURS wait... oh...

I prefer chair-throwing Zeni to creepy pedo Zeni.

I was on the outside for the tinychat thing. Like, I remember it happened and reading people talking about it, but I was still just chilling on AIM.

Between "we roleplayed things," mentions of the laundry room, and "go tell dudeco," there's just a lot of weird crap I miss from the ASMB. Those were fun times.

Not my pp. I got a heart boner.

I don't remember guy who said it, but I remember jaded poet memeing the hell out of it by replying with "we roleplayed things" everywhere.

I was given a love letter once. It wasn't really a love letter as in there was no confession of love, but it was sweet and charming. She compared me to wheatgrass but in a super poetic way and it made me feel a way.

I thought this thread was going to be about the 21st night of September.

Isn't that the plot of Midnight Cowboy?

For some reason this one decided to crash into my brain and get stuck there.

What kind of cable package doesn't have Cartoon Network in it?

The thought of a sliced pineapple reminded me that my friend texted me about a Big Kahuna Burger, and the first thing that comes to mind when I hear that (other than Pulp Fiction) is a burger with a sliced pineapple on it and now I really want to try one.

I remember in 2012 how this would have inspired rage in people. Personally, I think pineapples are fucking badass for attempting to digest people while getting eaten. Also they taste good with ham and bacon on pizza. Not a fan of the blend with pepperoni or sausage. Like the sweet/acidic fruit and salty/savory meat vs. the spicy meat and sweet/acidic fruit.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Also Danny CRUSHES "In Your Eyes."

I've been an NSP fan for a long time, goin back to Unicorn Wizard. They just keep getting better. Also TWRP. Omg if you haven't checked them out you need to.

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