GuyBeardmane

MY DICK IS MORE SHRIVELED THAN YOURS wait... oh...

I prefer chair-throwing Zeni to creepy pedo Zeni.

I was on the outside for the tinychat thing. Like, I remember it happened and reading people talking about it, but I was still just chilling on AIM.

Between "we roleplayed things," mentions of the laundry room, and "go tell dudeco," there's just a lot of weird crap I miss from the ASMB. Those were fun times.

Not my pp. I got a heart boner.

I don't remember guy who said it, but I remember jaded poet memeing the hell out of it by replying with "we roleplayed things" everywhere.

I was given a love letter once. It wasn't really a love letter as in there was no confession of love, but it was sweet and charming. She compared me to wheatgrass but in a super poetic way and it made me feel a way.

I thought this thread was going to be about the 21st night of September.

Isn't that the plot of Midnight Cowboy?

For some reason this one decided to crash into my brain and get stuck there.

What kind of cable package doesn't have Cartoon Network in it?

The thought of a sliced pineapple reminded me that my friend texted me about a Big Kahuna Burger, and the first thing that comes to mind when I hear that (other than Pulp Fiction) is a burger with a sliced pineapple on it and now I really want to try one.

I remember in 2012 how this would have inspired rage in people. Personally, I think pineapples are fucking badass for attempting to digest people while getting eaten. Also they taste good with ham and bacon on pizza. Not a fan of the blend with pepperoni or sausage. Like the sweet/acidic fruit and salty/savory meat vs. the spicy meat and sweet/acidic fruit.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Also Danny CRUSHES "In Your Eyes."

I've been an NSP fan for a long time, goin back to Unicorn Wizard. They just keep getting better. Also TWRP. Omg if you haven't checked them out you need to.

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I think if I ever make another online dating profile, I'm gonna make it like one of those 90s Disney Vault commercials. Hype me up like a legendary tale, but available only for a limited time.

Just filed my tax return. They wanted my driver's license number and I discovered my driver's license has expired. Good times.

It's a different kind of party, but def worth it.