Doom Metal Alchemist

It's a Monty Python reference... is there anything beyond that?

I first learned it on Office 95, which I believe was the very last version that if you wanted to use any formula, you had to click into a cell, type the equals sign, and write the formula yourself.

"I'm downloading porn at 14 kbps here." - Carl

AT THE SAME TIME

It's a lot easier to glance up at a digital clock from bed than it is to pick up my phone and hold it close to my blind ass face.

That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.

Happy belated!

That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.

I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar

I LITERALLY lol'd at this.

Am I the only one seeing minus signs where the cat pics should be?

I used to not like it because it was just bass. I REALLY hated Dhalsim's, because I thought it sounded like "baby music." Later on in life i learned I just really hate the sound of an electric sitar (actual sitars are much cooler).

The older brother looks like he's having an orgasm in the second panel.

Too bad he doesn't work at the porno store anymore, because he'd probably be able to without even getting in trouble.

I saw in a neighbor's yard plastic jack-o-lanterns, that instead of being pumpkins, were candy corn. I thought it was pretty great. What's scarier than pumpkins? Candy corn! What's scarier than candy corn? Evil candy corn!

I drove my dad to (minor) surgery this morning and I waited in the car and listened to music while I waited to drive him home. My playlist included: Black Sabbath: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Symptom of the Universe, Dirty Women Wakefield: Old Man Witchcraft: Her Sisters They Were Weak, Nucleus Gamma Ray: Heal Me Visigoth: Warrior Queen Lordian Gaurd: Lost Archangel, Revelation XIX Uriah Heep: The Park Scorpions: Sails of Charon The Well: Freedom Above Sleep: Dragonaut Master Sword: Children of Old Legend: The Golden Bell Jimi Hendrix: Midnight Lightning (version from the South Saturn Delta album)