Doom Metal Alchemist

Well if you type "no pooping" more often than "no popping" that's your own fault.

Does jacking off with a latex condom on count as looning?

What if instead of that they save all of the balloon stuff for you? 🤭

My work week is Sunday through Wednesday. Thursdays are great. 😄

Thursdays are great.

It's a Monty Python reference... is there anything beyond that?

I first learned it on Office 95, which I believe was the very last version that if you wanted to use any formula, you had to click into a cell, type the equals sign, and write the formula yourself.

"I'm downloading porn at 14 kbps here." - Carl

AT THE SAME TIME

It's a lot easier to glance up at a digital clock from bed than it is to pick up my phone and hold it close to my blind ass face.

That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.

Happy belated!

That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.

I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar

I LITERALLY lol'd at this.

Am I the only one seeing minus signs where the cat pics should be?

I used to not like it because it was just bass. I REALLY hated Dhalsim's, because I thought it sounded like "baby music." Later on in life i learned I just really hate the sound of an electric sitar (actual sitars are much cooler).