Doom Metal Alchemist

What if instead of that they save all of the balloon stuff for you? 🤭

My work week is Sunday through Wednesday. Thursdays are great. 😄

Thursdays are great.

It's a Monty Python reference... is there anything beyond that?

I first learned it on Office 95, which I believe was the very last version that if you wanted to use any formula, you had to click into a cell, type the equals sign, and write the formula yourself.

"I'm downloading porn at 14 kbps here." - Carl

AT THE SAME TIME

It's a lot easier to glance up at a digital clock from bed than it is to pick up my phone and hold it close to my blind ass face.

That guy is that blind dog's seeing-eye-human.

Happy belated!

That seems pretty elaborate just to play a joke on your cat.

I'm pretty sure The Beatles used it in at least one of their songs. Also it's not as cool as it sounds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_sitar

I LITERALLY lol'd at this.

Am I the only one seeing minus signs where the cat pics should be?

I used to not like it because it was just bass. I REALLY hated Dhalsim's, because I thought it sounded like "baby music." Later on in life i learned I just really hate the sound of an electric sitar (actual sitars are much cooler).

The older brother looks like he's having an orgasm in the second panel.

Too bad he doesn't work at the porno store anymore, because he'd probably be able to without even getting in trouble.