Doom Metal Alchemist

*sings* Can't you see it's clear to me, this song is not a ballad?

Did you get modded on the whole boards and I didn't get the memo???

So for the sake of argument let's say that it really is Western imperialism, and not Russian imperialism.... Why do you seem so down-right giddy that Ukranians are losing their lives? Is the Ukraine also an imperialist nation ruining the globe and deserve to be burned to the ground?

For those of us bemoaning the current dearth of Futurama on AS and CC, I just noticed this morning that CC is showing Futurama from 6:00 am - 8:00 am this morning (Yes, 6:00, they removed an hour of infomercials!). I haven't checked if this is like a weekend schedule or an everyday schedule, or if it's just a thing they're only doing for today. I hope it becomes an every day thing.

I swear to fucking god, if they just add yet another hour of King of the Hill.... Another hour of American Dad would be just as bad. As would another half hour of each. Please dear god use it to air Futurama at a decent hour....

Happy birthday, tiny hand twin!

More like Pat’s glutes, amirite?

Reminds me of Dave Grohl.

I thought Tosh.0 was canceled? At least I watch Comedy Central very regularly and I haven't seen it on there in years.

I could've sworn they killed flash. But then again I also could've sworn they killed Java, but apparently they didn't.

It pisses me off when it's just 4:00 - 5:00, but for me 5:00 - 6:00 is great because that's when I get home from work, get a snack, and turn on the TV (I work the night shift). Comedy Central used to show it at like 7:00 am - 9:00 am, and that was great for me too because I would just put it on and fall asleep to it. It hasn't been in their line up in forever. They recently put it on a little bit for some holiday/date/event/whatever (I don't remember what), so they do still have it, but they choose not to show it at all. Both channels have the rights to it, and both channels are squandering it.

Right now Saturday and Sunday nights, they have Futurama at 4:00 am - 6:00 am. If they lose Bob's Burgers any time soon, they can do those Futurama time slots for the weekdays too.

Instead of a suicide vest, it's suicide panties.

But no one else did.

Have they tried checking the black hole where they send everyone's resumes without looking at them?

I'm not sure if I've seen any bare ass on American Dad.

Yeah, which show is incredibly important, like if it was a Fox show the show may have censored itself. Because it was made for broadcast, not cable.

That took me way too long to get.

I don't think literally ANYONE was manscaping in 1994.

My first computer that was actually "mine" was a Toshiba Laptop with Windows 95. Long before that my family had an Apple II GS.

When ever you were talking with tech support with whatever issue, did the techies ever congratulate you for never having used AOL? That happened to me on more than one occasion. 😄

No. But I was in 1997.

I love that trope. "All you have to do to be popular is to accept being blind!"

Saw an ad for an interesting guitar pedal...