Doom Metal Alchemist

Any time I'm at a seafood restaurant, I get fish n' chips.

I see you have two ding-dongs... and one of them is bitten in half.

Happy birthday! I'm so happy I remembered you're a big King Crimson fan, since (Ritchie Blackmore's) Rainbow cakes are impossible to search for.

"Nice eyeball, eyeball." "Nice ass, ass."

Men do it with the dash cam while driving.

Are you on ASMB Vibes 2.0? Because that's what I'm on and this is dead accurate.

To complete the look, you gotta grow a skullet too.

FFVI was multiplayer?

Should've left a voicemail.

I'm liking that the older generation has moved on from millennials to Gen Z to talk about ruining everything.

I think I like the S&M version of Call of Ktulu better than the studio version.

HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH THOSE BOXING GLOVES ON????

What I wanna know is do they really say "Royale with cheese" or do they actually say "Royale avec fromage"?

Pop-Tarts.

It's two quarter lb patties instead of 1 half pound patty.

This is how I feel about classic rock stations.

Dude, the enjoyment of soda increases by at least 20% if you put ice in it. Even if it was already refrigerated.

I've never been a fan of the candy bar itself, but McDonald's used to have a Butterfinger McFlurry which was my favorite McFlurry. I think it depends on what your are drinking. Water? Either or. Soda? Ice. Juice? No ice. Milk? No ice.

Drag shows is a more expensive hobby than I would have thought.

Circle avatars started because the intentions were for the avatars were to be the users' faces, nothing more, nothing less. But we don't like that shit here and most of the Internet other than the really huge social media sites don't foster selfie avatars.

I get hating the pumpkin spice latte/whtever else fad, but the OG pie???

If you're looking for ideas: Fat Elvis.

Happy birthday!

I have a friend who would agree with you. I'd say I like the two eras about equally.