Doom Metal Alchemist

You know what you need to do.... Take the games out of your bedroom and hook them up to the new behemoth. 😁

The 5th means he can't self incriminate, but I don't think the 5th works wen it's incriminating someone else and not you.

I had to check this out immediately when I saw you post it. Definitely not a cover for purists (due to weaker guitar solos and dropping out of a lot of instrumental sections) but it was surprisingly really good, the vocals especially. The organ was a nice touch too.

Probably happened, though I can't say I remember it myself. But there was at least one Comedy Central Roast where they were both guest roasters. That seems like the best atmosphere for someone like Martha to say nizzle to Snoop's face.

I hope they'll bring Futurama back to a reasonable hour. For a while it's only been on from 4:00 - 5:00 AM.

Are screen savers still a thing?

Do you still work in grocery?

What is this called when Chappelle's Show was at it's peak cultural relevance and every white dude was going around saying "I'm Rick James, bitch." out loud irl?

The only thing raisins are good in is trail mix.

Post about it in your blog thread?

The way it helps people lose weight is by suppressing your appetite. Not eating or barely eating is never recommended to lose weight. Eat plenty of HEALTHY foods, and barely eat UNHEALTHY foods. Not barely eat anything at all. The writer describes having to set alarms as reminders to eat so she doesn't feel faint. If she's just eating the bare minimum to not pass out then she's not getting enough nutrients. Doesn't matter if she's thin, that's not healthy. This smacks of a medication whose purpose is to give you the effects of an eating disorder such as anorexia without all the body image issues.

Have the doctor write you a note.

For some reason I always want to sing it as "I wanna know... Have you ever seen Lorraine?"

You're on painkillers in a hospital bed. You are forgiven. 😁

@Vela why the downvote? That's fucking Ultros, man!

*poses for picture* Did you get my good side?

I wanna know... Have you ever seen the rain?

Probably no one else is going to care about this, but it kinda pissed me off when Carl referred to the Scorpions as East German. They were always West German. If they were from East Germany they literally would have never been allowed to leave the soviet bloc until 1989 when the Berlin wall fell. But in reality the Scorpions were already playing world tours and globally releasing their albums on major labels in the 70s.

That was like 15 years ago. If I ever knew, I forgot.

Vela, do the doctors have a guess on what caused your kidney stones?

Holy shit I never even heard of that. If I saw it I'd buy it in a second.

Should've picked "The Pimpmobile."

Where have all the flowers gone?

Happy belated birthday! I'm not sure how to pronounce your sn, but I've always read it the same as "sight," so.....

I remember from a couple or so years ago hearing about a special flavor which involved regular ol' marshmallows, I can't remember if it was supposed to be hot cocoa flavor, or s'mores flavor, or if was just plain ol' marshmallow flavor.. I really wanted to try it, but it was exclusive to the Pepsi fan club or whatever it's called.