Doom Metal Alchemist

It's funny that even his parents call him Dooley despite that Dooley is their last name.

I guess Cyberbully360[/member] called it. I remember on the lithium boards he made a thread (or else a post in another thread) asking if Charlie Murphy was dying, because in Black Jesus, he looked so skinny and frail. I mentioned I noticed the same thing, which I thought was weird, because in Chappelle's show, Charlie Murphy played a very believable tough as nails thug.

Fran-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Tic-Toc ::spin::

Not to disrespect the recently departed, but Centerfold has got to be the musically gayest song I've ever heard.

What did it say?

His role models are the antagonists in every Lifetime movie.

Captain Beyond was better than Deep Purple Mk I.

Everything was on a cob. Including the planet itself. Therefore, it was a snack waiting to be devoured by some giant alien being.

God, I don't know... french fries? Guitar picks?

Off topic, but your Top Man sig is great. It looks like he's ice skating or something. >

Extra long hair on a woman is hot as hell. HOWEVER, it can be overdone. I once saw a girl at school whose hair was down to her knees. That was a little excessive, even for me.

Web developer.

Eat more fiber.

Maybe that's because its intended to help with mental issues, not get you high.

"Why are you eating ice cream?" is about the dumbest question one could possibly ask. >

Assuming he's a musician, what does he play?

Honestly I think we should all just ignore him. It's the only chance we have of him S'ingTFU or leaving. He feeds off the negative attention everyone gives him. He craves it. So he's just going to keep posting the same awful shit that gets a rise out of people.

I think Venture Bros. has at least six seasons.

Pretty much this. Luuv's guidelines aren't Turner Legal's guidelines. Shout outs are not banned here!

So THAT'S why people watch porn on their phones! >

I thought you were gonna say "And when ever are you going to scare zeni away from here?"

The thread died, and you bumped it with just "#bettathanyomama". With this and the science thread it really does look like you're proud of yourself and not your daughter. Patting yourself on the back for her accomplishments is disgusting.

That's a Mega Man character? What the fuck happened to Mega Man since I was a kid?

Doom to the rescue!

No lie, one time when I was sitting in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, some old guy walked up to me and said "Please give me cigarettes." I don't even smoke. S: