Doom Metal Alchemist

The Giants just got scalded two games in a row by the Rockies. 12-3 yesterday and 8-0 today. Samadzija had another bad game today, giving up 7 ER in 5.1 innings. S:

Wait a minute... milkshake... healthy? ::spin::

Masturbating using a beer bottle as a dildo? >_>

I just hate how a lot of girls now a days where those big goofy hipster glasses. The kind you're wearing in your avatar look good though.

Haha, I've been there.

No where near as much as contact lenses.

Maybe he created himself.

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt that single digit ages are TOO young for him.

God, why would you want to be near him? In a few years he'd probably make a move on your daughter. :barf:

Zeni's latino, not white.

Nirvana are neither as great as people say nor as bad as people say.

I'm sure wherever he is, he's hanging with SwimModSponges.

I'm not really big on 80s Priest. Mid 70s Priest rules hard, though.

How about the Judas Priest?

Now why did you go and do that for?

Horrible news for the Giants. Bumgarner sprained his shoulder and ribs in a dirt bike accident and is expected to miss 6-8 weeks. Samardzija and Cain are going to really have to step it up for the Giants to even have a prayer. Cain was great for many years before faltering starting in the (I think) 2013 season, but his last 2 starts have seen him maybe going back to his old self finally. Samardzija ruled for the first half of last year, then sucked for the second half and most of this season so far. His last start was pretty good though. He struggled in the first inning but improved after that and had a good game except for the first inning. So we'll see. I have no idea who'll take Bum's place in the rotation. If Chris Heston is still in the Giants organization, maybe they can call him up again. He had a no-hitter in his rookie season with the Giants (Can't quite remember what year that was... 2015 maybe?) EDIT: Looks like rookie Ty Blach gets the first crack at Bumgarner's spot in the rotation.

That's zeni.

I think the point he is trying to get across is the guy in back is about to get a mouthful of diarrhea.

I don't even know what that is.

No. And in case you ask, not a mermaid either.

No.

George Michael was before my time too. I first heard of him when Limp Bizkit covered his song Faith.

Call the... towham truck?

Seriously?

Damn pig conspiracy.