Doom Metal Alchemist

I do. At least I'm not buying cassettes though, right?

Shut that shit off, viper, I want to listen to the new CDs that I just got today.

#mymommagotmeguitarlessonswhichworkedoutgreatformesothere

Wasn't there a whole rhyme saying that no weather stops the mail man from delivering mail?

Epic power metal, though I guess that was never that popular to begin with.

Become a professional musician, if that counts as irresponsible.

I don't even know what the fuck all but like 2 even mean.

Booger King Crack in the Box WackDonald's Hard-on's 5 Guys 1 Cup

The devil went down to Georgia and he was looking for a soul to steal...

Maybe to keep the waitresses happy, since they have to dress so skimpily.

I honestly can't believe someone didn't already say it before me.

Dick.

For mainstream rock, 1990 - 1995 was pretty good, 1996-1999 was, as far as I'm concerned, the worst period in the history of mainstream rock music.

Ukrainian

Here here! Fuck cold pizza.

PLEASE tell me that's why it appears zeni asked you out. -_'

I want to go to robot college.

In 2010, I worked as an insurance salesman. I went to a potential customer's house, and it turns out he's a big collector of soda related stuff. I always loved soda, so as I left the appointment, he gave me a parting gift of a really old but still sealed can of Tab soda. I can't remember when he said he bought it, but he bought it at a place that was selling it long after they had stopped making them (or at least putting them on shelves in America). I had never had Tab before, so I drank it that weekend. It wasn't bad at all for being that old.

Soda Porn Buying CDs Staying up late Sleeping in late I don't consider coffee a vice, as my former method of caffeine consumption, soda, almost gave me diabetes. S:

No he doesn't. He needs to get chemically castrated.

Man, how'd you even find a paper route? My first job was a paper route from 2006-2007. I miss that job. I actually attempted to find another paper route a couple months ago, but I literally could not find one job listing for newspaper delivery. Not even the website of the local newspaper! S:

We still have ours, but I haven't played it in some years. The last time I played it was probably pre-2010.

Money to spend, I guess.

I think the chicken nuggets and fries reheat ok.

Neither is zeni losing his virginity...