Doom Metal Alchemist

For the record, and you probably already know this, but I was referring to 4H-babe, Sawdy, and whoever else.

Remember when you guys advocated votes from people who don't even post here?

As much as he repeated the same few schticks all the time, that would honestly make sense.

Mountain Dew and its variations.

Do you have grey in your hair? That's what happened to me when I was 36 and a cashier at a convenience store said he didn't need to see my ID when I was buying beer, because he saw the grey in my hair, lol.... before that, my entire life everyone, and I mean everyone, always thought I was way younger than I actually am, going back to when I was like 7 years old.

You'd have to make the exterior of your house look like shit too. Peel some paint off, board up some windows, splatter mud all over it or something...

The teeth falling out dreams are very common and generally mean 1 of 2 things.... 1. You are worried about how others see you 2. You are worried that you'll literally lose your teeth, actual honest to god dental issues.

Unresolved issues.

I loved that old pic that explains the original Super Mario Bros. as communist propaganda.

I'd just let it grow. Or just kill the whole lawn and replace it with the fake grass they use in domed baseball/football fields.

Happy birthday!

Yeah, I'm not a super fan of the "topped" stuff they do with so many of their flavors for that reason and also they make me super thirsty. Other flavors they have a "core" instead and those are far better.

Good god I forgot about that.

Am disappoint that the cat isn't getting bathed.

Um, yeah? If you wanna tell someone off. If you want to be nice about it you probably shouldn't though.

Only Squaresoft bested Super Castlevania IV. My favorite NES soundtracks are probably Mega Man 2, Castlevania 2, and Ninja Gaiden. Ninja Gaiden may be the best of the best.

Well if his intent was to end it and tell her off, which it seems like to me it was...

Pretty sure if you had food poisoning, you would've been "firing from both ends," as they say.

You mean at dawn they go to sleep, right? Please tell me True Blood didn't get this simple but essential bit of vampire lore wrong.

I wonder if they had cheerleaders in the Coliseum?

I'm kinda surprised Fry as a kid had the foresight to get his lucky seven leaf clover laminated.

At first I thought he was supposed to be some grandma, but then when he put the shades on and threw his head back, I was like, oh he's a Blues Brother as Beethoven....?

7: Too sexy for your shirt.... but not much else.

....Be careful what you wish for?

Happy birthday MEXo!